If a heart-broken snake decides to get hanged by rope, will he succeed?

Answer 1

Maybe the snake will die before it hangs itself. The pain of love is too hard for it to take? LOLZ...

ok anyway if it wanna hangs itself, i don't think it can... unless u strangle it, otherwise its weight is not enough to really strangle it as it is freaking thin and it can't tie the rope onto any place and glide up into the hole....

it will die if it succeeds hanging by its head, cos it might not be able to get out hanging with its head in the air and starve to death?

Answer 2

If the said snake is your sister's brother in law it is possible. this assumes that he is capable of tying the knot he may be a limbless slither. (who knows what taste in males your sister has. He also must have the intelligence to learn how to tie the said knot and get it over his head.(he could conceivably manage to only loop it over his impassioned phalus. (dork for the more earthy minded). That would not accomplish the first desired goal but would go a long way to prevent passage of his genetic legacy to the next generation. Then again , during all this complez co-ordinated active he might chance upon a comely python fall in love and elope. (the bigamist cad).
I have a much simpler suggestion. Reach for your old trusty double barrel and give two shotgun blasts of the best. It's quicker, cheaper, more likely to succeed, but a little more messy.
Good luck with your relative, errr, snake.
Hope that helps,
Dan.

Answer 3

If he was really serious about dying, I think a snake could do anything. It would be hard, but I'm sure he could find some rope hanging around somewhere.:)

Answer 4

yea if the rope is tight enough.

Answer 5

Yes,you will

Answer 6

Yes
Every thing is possible