Best forum Signature you've read?

Question

Most forum sites allow you to have a signature which is shown under whatever you've written. The best one i've read is:

If theres any telekinetics in here... raise my hand.

Whats yours?

Answer 1

the site I have one at has 2. one under the picture and one under the message. the one under the picture is, "Beware the jedi squirrels." and the one under the message is, "The only thing that's impossible is for something to be impossible."

Answer 2

I dont have one but i like the one you mentioned