I went to the animal fair, the birds and the beasts were there, the big baboon by the light of the moon was combing his auburn hair, the monkey he got drunk, and fell on the elephant's trunk, the elephant sneezed, and fell to his knees, and what became of the monk, the monk. This always works on my grand kids to get them laughing and quiets them down.
2006-08-10 19:40:49
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answered by Anonymous
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An old one A man walks into a bar and asks the horse hey why the long face.Ok it got me when my man said it.When I was a kid I use to play hide and seek with my dad,he's been missing since 1970.Ok this is a true story(I signed on to my computer and suddenly got a headache and felt dizzy.I got up and went to the bathroom and threw up.I felt so sick for no reason at all.Not pregnant.My man walks in and I told him what happened.I'm like aww he's so caring.He goes what did your computer give you a virus?Don't you dare laugh at THIS ONE!!!He thought it was funny i wanted to slap him lol.Hope I made you smile.
2006-08-11 09:33:15
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answered by redanimalmuppet 3
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Certainly , give me 10 points and i will do the same for you
2006-08-11 08:36:09
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answered by braveheart 2
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Here, try this...it makes me giggle!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mx3ygg0cHos
2006-08-11 03:10:06
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answered by persnickety1022 7
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