This week, for example I did three really cruel things to kittens with a pencil, wa nked myself to death 124 times and lied three times.
However I will just say: I lied FOUR times...
Which would you prefer of the two? can a trade off be made?
2006-08-03 03:44:29 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
I think the going rate is one lie for 15 w anks or two kitten-skewers....but then if you lied about w anking while torturing kittens and then lied about lying then you would have to lie again in confessional which I think means you would have to then jack off with a kitten-kebab to have anything to lie about to be able to confess to.........i think
2006-08-03 04:42:56 · answer #1 · answered by redlens 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I don't believe in sin.... we are responsible for our own actions in this world and there's no person or god who can relieve you of that responsibility.
What you put out into this world will come back to you.... so watch out for sketchy looking kittens wielding lubricants.
2006-08-03 11:03:21 · answer #2 · answered by mutherwulf 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋