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Imagine an incredibly handsome guy
A romantic dinner in your favorite restaurant, candelight.

He is cool, intelligent, rich.
He kisses wonderfully, dances like a god,
All your friends are crazy about him
Your parents adore him.

In one word the man of your dreams.

He asks you to marry him?
But
there's one but...
No sex before marriage.

You- of course agree to all.

You get the most beautiful wedding dress,
the cake is equally fantastic,
the wedding party...an event of the century

The then comes the wedding night...








"Cor...", you start "the carpet doesnt match the drapes."


Who said there was a thing as perfect.
So does it really matter?

2006-08-03 03:23:16 · 7 answers · asked by Je♥n 5 in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

7 answers

I'll still take it and have a bit of side dish,...i know, i know, evil me!

2006-08-03 03:33:37 · answer #1 · answered by mørbidsшεεŧnεss 5 · 1 3

Look, you don't have sex before marriage you don't get to check out the goods, the drapes not matching would be the least of you worries, there could be a penis down there too you know.

2006-08-03 10:40:42 · answer #2 · answered by marianlaughs 5 · 0 0

i think the guy thinks too highly of himself, but yes, if you love zee person one must deal with all their *ahem* quirks, ..i really feel like saying something about an ex here...but ill keep quiet

2006-08-03 10:35:21 · answer #3 · answered by amythys 3 · 0 0

NO, NOT IF YOU LOVE SOMEONE, YOU JUST DEAL WITH THE PACKAGE, NO PUN INTENDED

2006-08-03 10:27:42 · answer #4 · answered by helper 6 · 0 0

Probably a transvestite.

2006-08-03 19:29:20 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

wouldn't matter really

2006-08-03 10:38:14 · answer #6 · answered by JennaJennaBoBenna 4 · 0 0

no

2006-08-03 10:38:35 · answer #7 · answered by JULIE 7 · 0 0

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