Have you ever had a proper fist fight as an adult?

Question

Just seen two grown men punching hell out of eachother beside a dual carraigeway. Ridiculous!

Ahem. That should read "carriage way".

Answer 1

Sure Have, Just had one on a dual carriageway with an australian bloke who i started chatting to at the traffic lights, he said vegemite was better than marmite, well I wasn't having that.I think it is okay to fight if it is to do with family, friends and vegetable/yeast based spreads.

Answer 2

Not so much a fist fight but when I was about 20 I was out with some friends and this guy was giving my mate hassle, well I was pretty drunk so went to have a word, and he gave me a mouth full of abuse, so I threw my wine over him and turned to leave.

He then poured his beer over my departing head so I turned round and thumped him one in the chops - unfortunately I slipped at the same time on the spilt drinks and landed straight on my bum!

Very undignified - not sure who was in the wrong, and I did give him a black eye, but an update on that is that my other friend has now actually had a baby with this moron - the mind baffles!!!

Answer 3

Yes..funny you should ask...I was clobbered over the head with a giant Tuna one sunday while I was sitting and relaxing a nice cup of tea.

My neighbour appologized but he had already ruined a perfectly good day so decided to retaliate.

First I threw prawns, the effect was minimal and slightly irritated my foe. I then found prawns still in their shells, but alas, this was neither effecttive nor amusing.

My artillery was then promoted to Salmon heads, to which I then moved onto the rest of their carcasses. Still no success and I began to smell horribly.

I then proceeded to take a shower and plan my next assault.....(there is where I am currently...I'll let you know how things go)

And now for something completely different:

A hippo ridding a tricycle with no helmet.

Answer 4

I did a few years ago, although i do not advocate violence or aggression at all, this person had a bit of a problem with a pregnant friend of mine so i jumped to her defence and we argued. she hit me three times and i told her not do it again or i would retaliate, after the third time i hit her back and a fight ensued. i hate the fact that i retaliated but it was a siuation whereby i had to or continue to be hit and i gave three warnings, i am still deeply ashamed of my actions. she has never started since though....she came off a lot worse.

Answer 5

Yes I have. I was 39 years old. Oh well win some loose some.
Some days the peanuts some days the shells.

Answer 6

Not had a fight but got my choppers knocked out while standing on a chair to watcha fight, the guy in front of me ducked, and I got smacked in the chops,...serves me right for being nosey ....

Answer 7

absolutely

current count (over past 10 years): wins 9, losses 1, ties 2

Answer 8

No adult fight often end up with one getting nearly kicked to death and serious perminant injuries or brain damage

Answer 9

after watching the morons on bbc2 last night ; [fighting in germany at world cup ]i say everyone who even attempts this should be jailed and the key thrown away . and its my own disgracful country men who are the worst offenders.....shaming a once good country ,,,,,,,,,

Answer 10

Haven't had proper or improper fist fight that I can remember ever.

Answer 11

Yes, but I was defending myself - not exactly going to go looking for a fight at my age