Should we invade France next?

Question

On our last hunting trip my buddy, Dick Channey told me that he has secrete CIA studies that indicate there is enough oil in the hair of French people to satisfy the energy needs of America for the next thirty three years. Furthermore he says this resource is infinitely easier to tap. You don’t have to drill any wells, you simply wring the grease out into barrels and ship it straight to the refinery. He is seriously considering asking George and Condi to call out the troops. What are your thoughts? And would you feel uncomfortable knowing that your Hummer was running on French hair oil instead of Saudi crude?

Answer 1

You don't have to call up the troops to invade France... just ask them to surrender and you'll see nothing but white flags.

Just don't tell them to put their hands up... that whole thing about them and poor hygiene isn't a myth... they really do stink.

The only successful military operation they have had in the last 125 years was the sinking of that Greenpeace boat. Just send Condi over there and Chirac will come out crawling with his terms of surrender.

Answer 2

NO!!!! It is a waste of money, and America is already 2 TRILLION dollars in dept! I want to have social security when I'm older, I want there to be enough money in the education system so that I can graduate highschool and recieve the scholarships that I deserve to have. Even though I have a 4.0 and I'm number one in my class out of 300 people, I will not get a scholarship just because there isn't enough money in the education system.

If we invade France, I will revolt. I'm part French, and (even though people tell me not to be) I'm proud of it! Even my mom tells me not to be proud of it, but I am. I'm me! On top of all of that, I want money for our country so that we can get children better educations. That, my dears, is the hot ticket.

-Lella^_^

Answer 3

I think we should encourage France to invade itself.
Since they have never had a military victory (except against themselves) they could beat themselves again and possibly institute a more reasonable form of Government that would not be socialist, perhaps even a productive society.

Answer 4

LMAO. Maybe we should. They don't like us after all that we did. We just fought 3 wars for them and they still are rude to us and can't back us up when we go to war. What do you call 100,000 french men with their hands up? The french army.


LOL

Answer 5

Your country wants crude oil and not hair oil.
VR

Answer 6

Cute. The French are our allies. You're an idiot.

Answer 7

first, france also has nuclear weapons at her disposal.just one bad hair day and you are toast!