the funniest thing you have ever seen in your life? I mean live and in front of you. Not on t.v. or in a movie.
2006-08-03 02:57:18 · 9 answers · asked by It'sMe23 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
eric_themadmad - u r not funny. quiz is my boy...so u will not be getting the10pts.
2006-08-03 04:40:26 · update #1
when i was 16 my friend and i would drive around in his Oldsmobile 98 and throw random objects at pedestrians. the funniest instance of this was when we were on the main avenue in my home city (Spokane) and there was a guy sitting on a bench at the bus stop and i just so happened to have a stick of warm butter. so i tell my friend to speed up so we can get some velocity on the stick of butter. so i loft this stick of butter out the window and it tags the guy right in the side of the face. the impact was so startling it knocked him off the bench and he hopped up screaming with butter all over his face. this may be one of those "you had to be there things" but my friend and i laughed about that for months.
2006-08-03 03:43:30 · answer #1 · answered by QuizTheOneWithoutOne 3 · 8⤊ 3⤋
When I was in high school we had this vice principal that was a real stuffy biotch, nobody liked her! She spread a rumour about my friend that my friend was pregnant and a few other things like that. Everyone said she drank a lot.
Anyway, we had a fire in the school one afternoon and everyone was outside. I was walking past a rescue unit and there were these two GORGEOUS firefighters giving the VP some oxygen and one had a blanket around her and was holding her shoulders gently. Anyway she looks over at me and pulls the mask aside just a little bit and gives me this exxagerated wink, then puts the mask back on and starts heaving again like she's having trouble breathing. I was the only one who saw. I laughed so hard I gagged on my cigarette, LOL!
2006-08-03 10:07:24 · answer #2 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This really huuuuuuge bodybuilder-looking biker chick woman pick up this midget in the train station and kiss him. He was smaller than my 5 year old brother so it looked so funny.. she lifted him up like a baby and they were making out. Hilarious :P
2006-08-03 10:01:24 · answer #3 · answered by CJ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
deaf people arguing in sign-language in a shop, I shouldn't have laughed but it was so funny. They started in silence making small gestures and as they disagreed with each other more, the arm movement got faster and bigger. Their faces got redder and redder, until one of them stopped, poked the other in the ribs and shouted, STOP SHOUTING AT ME!!!
I was on the floor in hysterics at that.
2006-08-03 10:21:23 · answer #4 · answered by kenhallonthenet 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My husband, daughter and myself were on a golf course and he let her steer. She wasn't paying attention and almost steered us into a palmetto bush so my husband turned the wheel hard and she flew into a hibiscus bush. We all laughed quite a bit on that one. It was only funny when she started laughing and we were convinced that she wasn't hurt.
2006-08-03 10:07:47 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
THIS FAT WOMAN THAT I WORK WITH THE WEARS SKIN TIGHT PANTS BENT OVER TO PICK SOMETHING UP OFF THE FLOOR AND HER PANTY LINES WERE SHOWING. WE GAGGED ON THE HORRID SIGHT BUT THEN WE ALL GOT LAUGH WHEN SAW THAT HER PANT LINES LOOKED LIKE ONE HALF WAS GRANNY PANTY AND OTHER HALF LOOK LIKED A THONG!!!
2006-08-03 14:10:40 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
This guy wearing an ankle bracelet :o)
P.S. QuizTheOneWithoutOne's, you need serious therapy!!
2006-08-03 11:27:09 · answer #7 · answered by eric_themadman 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
little man rv moives
2006-08-03 10:01:25 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
this page
2006-08-03 10:08:35 · answer #9 · answered by JULIE 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋