2006-08-03 01:15:15 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Other - Society & Culture
just to cheer up..here is a clean joke:-
Little Johnny watched, fascinated, as his mother smoothed cold cream on her face.
"Why do you do that, mommy?" he asked.
"To make myself beautiful," said his mother, who then began removing the cream with a tissue.
"What s the matter?" asked Little Johnny.
"Giving up?"
hope your day gets better....
btw nice to see so many people actually care :)
2006-08-03 01:23:55 · answer #1 · answered by anie_cha 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Awww, cheer up. Things will get better. Try not to dwell on your sadness. Try to look outside of it. I know that might sound ineffective, but it will help you if you concentrate on something else to take your mind from your sadness.
Give yourself a pat on the back. You deserve it!
2006-08-03 08:26:33 · answer #2 · answered by SB 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
There are a hell of a lot of problems with the world, but dont get too sad, humanity will pull through, the best thing is to listen to uplifting music, that really helps me
2006-08-03 08:20:44 · answer #3 · answered by revolutionman1379 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
sorry scoop ur a duck no wonder ur quacking up lol ! If u were into drugs u could take some beak ,that might cheer u up x
2006-08-03 08:30:49 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
im sad today as well...my fish died!!!
Well they say he died but i think hes just jumped out of the tank and gone on a little vacation...he'll come back to me one day - im sure of it!!!
I bought some new goldfish just incase though......
always try and and find a positive outlook for things - even if you do sound like your nuts!!!
2006-08-03 12:33:58 · answer #5 · answered by ~ $ t â?¬ p h ~ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I always think of John Travolta cracking off a big one whilst in his famous 'Saturday Night Fever' pose.
2006-08-07 07:04:07 · answer #6 · answered by Afx_acid 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Awwww. Poor you.
Where's Muck and Dizzy. Roly too?
Have Lofty and Wendy left your crew?
Pilchard and Bird
Travis and Spud
Will all come round and make you feel good......
Everyone sing.................... Bob The Builder
Can we fix it??
Any help?
2006-08-03 08:26:45 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Don't be sad, have a jam sandwich. Jam makes everything better. Unless you are violently allergic to it.
2006-08-03 08:25:56 · answer #8 · answered by Gambit 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My granny often goes to a strange "course". They go up to the hill, and on the top they begin to laugh loudly. It keeps them young, healthy and happy. You may should try it.
2006-08-03 08:19:14 · answer #9 · answered by hellloooo 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hello why ar you feeling sad? just remember that every rainbow is dream coming true and maybe your rainow will shine tomorrow
2006-08-03 08:19:21 · answer #10 · answered by shortarsetitch 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋