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Christ! Every time I open the paper there's another photo of her looking dog rough in the morning.
How does she get to look like that? I thought she'd been hit in the face with a frying pan.
What's she gonna look like at 30 let alone 50?
I'll pass on that one.
Anyone with that fetish?

2006-08-03 00:12:03 · 42 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Celebrities

Bubba- I have to say sleep lest the dreaded 'R' word.

2006-08-03 00:47:32 · update #1

42 answers

I'd give her a Cleveland Steamer.

2006-08-03 02:13:34 · answer #1 · answered by Cortney & Nathan 4 · 4 0

Sleep is out of the question . there would be no time for sleep . As for what she will look like at 50 , just have a look at her mother and that will give you an idea of what she will look like when she is 50 What do you look like when you first wake up in the morning ? Haggus

2006-08-03 01:21:55 · answer #2 · answered by rocknrod04 4 · 0 0

Lindsay Lohan, shes just another one of these girls that simply looks exceptional when she has good makeup on. Its like some people that are really photogenic but don't actually look that great in real life..Hey If people took photos of us in the morning then you can be sure that we'd look similarily attractive.. Would I sleep with her, maybe, but you can be sure that it wouldn't be based on looks alone..

2006-08-03 00:22:36 · answer #3 · answered by A O 2 · 0 0

Not having read a paper for a bit I've seen little of her since mean girls. In that, I'd love to go padding a skin canoe up her chocolate river.

2006-08-03 02:35:45 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

No way, she's so grotty, I'd feel so dirty afterwards that I'd have to scrub myself with a Steelo brush until I was red-raw.

That girl always looks so... unclean to me... just touching her skin would make me feel so slimy, plus, she's such a dirty little whore that I'd feel like I'd screwed the entire town by sleeping with her... God only knows what crusty leftovers reside in her pubic region.

She is Hollywood's slops.

2006-08-03 01:59:49 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Nope. Even if I was bi (Which I'm not) I wouldn't sleep with her. I don't find her attractive at all. There's some women in the entertainment business that are HOT, she's definitely not one of them. I totally agree with you, She does look old to be so young.

2006-08-03 02:39:00 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Most of us end up marrying someone who looks as rough as she does first thing in the morning so why not? It's not as if I'm that much of a catch.

2006-08-03 00:20:49 · answer #7 · answered by Stammerman! 5 · 0 0

Lyndsay Lohan, say hello to your last night on earth, filled with terminally exciting asphyxiation sex.

Whoopsie, I thought the fact that she turned blue just meant that she really liked it...

2006-08-03 00:28:31 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Even if I wanted to, she's probably would not survive. The girl just can't take the heat. And I'm not a murderer. Not really.

2006-08-03 01:42:07 · answer #9 · answered by Not Your Friend 2 · 0 0

What "firecrotch"??
Have you seen Brandon Davis' drunken b*itchfest? Tis funny.
Anyway she's unemployed now, got fired for not turning up on set again.

2006-08-03 00:39:58 · answer #10 · answered by zara c 4 · 0 0

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