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when I get up from my marathon on the computer..I smell the chair and it smells like poop. Bu I didnt fart at all in the 11 hours I was at the computer and I didnt poop myself

2006-08-02 23:36:28 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships Other - Family & Relationships

10 answers

Stop sitting naked at the computer.

2006-08-03 06:05:12 · answer #1 · answered by Dellajoy 6 · 1 1

Why do we constantly allow guys to depict the way we feel or behave.

I'm sure most of us feel that we are independent self-reliant women yet when a guy doesn't call, we feel like ****. Suddenly we are no longer confident. Does he not like me anymore? Like wat the ****. I need to get off that hook. I need to think that i can move on. I know i can but i need time. After that i want no more emotional attachments cos they eventually hurt u. But i know no matter how much u tell urself to keep things simple..it becomes complicated.

Sch is ******* stressful with mid-terms on their way and project deadlines approaching like a looming dark cloud. Life has never been this stressful and boring. It's a routine. Sch-project meeting-home. But i dun think i can handle any distraction. It'll be too hectic. But my darlings..u can come and disturb me anytime. I appreciate the asking of my well being and concern from u people. It really helps.

I just want to make sure i never fall into the trap again. No matter how shitty or boring life can be..it's still better than having ur heart heaved out of ur body and being trampled on.

When i see someone in love, i feel like yanking their heads out and filling it with hate. I wonder what's so especially abt love that one actually forgets his own identity? I'm not toking without experience..Infact i can say with much certainty that I hate the feeling of being in love..It makes u weak, vulnerable, clingy, wide-eyed, dreamy and so many other words i can come out with that associate back to being a loser.. Where's the strong, up-town, sophisticated, I-Know-i can -make-it on-my-own woman? I'm really a huge feminist.. which is why i dun give a **** abt what a guy has to offer me cos it's never enough and also i can get watever i want myself!

2006-08-03 06:40:11 · answer #2 · answered by Princess illusion 5 · 0 0

SWEAT!!! and perhaps, you didn't take a proper scrub during shower... a lot of people don't and they're not even aware! and may be your chair is also so soooooooooo dirty and the sweat makes it even worse! ewwww!

2006-08-03 06:41:59 · answer #3 · answered by Kheme 5 · 0 0

I use you chair when you sleep. Sorry. Must wipe more diligently

2006-08-03 06:44:49 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Your question is just as weird as your pic. LOL Wipe deeper next time.

2006-08-03 06:40:47 · answer #5 · answered by Sherluck 6 · 0 0

R U sure? sometimes u do not feel u r poofing. yr A** is too wide and u do not sense it.

2006-08-03 06:42:45 · answer #6 · answered by manalonedubai 5 · 0 0

Well you must've gone and didn't wipe dude!!! Check your shorts...if skids are there you know what you did!

2006-08-03 06:43:40 · answer #7 · answered by aunt_beeaa 5 · 0 0

Because you're an a$$

2006-08-03 06:39:17 · answer #8 · answered by Kanga_tush2 6 · 0 0

I guess you just stink

2006-08-03 06:40:15 · answer #9 · answered by freeatlastboone 3 · 0 0

WASH YOUR A**!!!!

2006-08-03 14:23:25 · answer #10 · answered by motherof2 1 · 0 0

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