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2006-08-02 20:29:34 · 34 answers · asked by Dave 6 in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

should end...I'd be rich!

2006-08-02 20:31:12 · update #1

34 answers

God said go forth and multiply, and have we be doing it like it was going out of stock or something!
For every 'conjugal act' (can't use the colloquail) that ever took place, I'd be richer than even Gates

Imagine, even single cell organisms must be having an orgasm, whether they dvide by mitosis or meosis, and then you have the zillion varities of incects and trees, and hey what of the seahorses? So what if they be gay? It's a conjugal act, ain't it?
So enjoy multiplying and enriching me in your utopia!
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2006-08-03 00:58:55 · answer #1 · answered by Starreply 6 · 7 2

If I had a dollar for every word I speak I'd be rich!

2006-08-02 20:34:25 · answer #2 · answered by strange_raga 4 · 0 0

If I had a dollar for every question repeatedly asked on here I'd be rich!?

2006-08-02 20:36:25 · answer #3 · answered by Blujeenz♥ 3 · 0 0

If I had a dollar for every time my teen said "If you clean my room I won't be able to find anything" I'd be rich!

2006-08-02 20:34:41 · answer #4 · answered by sglmom 7 · 0 0

If I had a dollar for every idiot on this site I'd be rich

2006-08-02 20:34:07 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

If I had a dollar for every...stupid question on here...I'd be rich!

2006-08-02 20:34:31 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Rythem should win this one.........that was a good answer .....i say ...if i had a dollar for every time i wanted fast food but didn't have enough money... i'd be rich :)

2006-08-02 20:40:38 · answer #7 · answered by b_ballgirl3393 1 · 0 0

If I had a dollar for every time a patient said, "Can I have something for pain?".......I'd be rich!

2006-08-02 20:44:06 · answer #8 · answered by bama 3 · 0 0

If I had a dollar for every time someone thought I was stupid, idiotic, obnoxious, a jackass, a miserable bastard, etc, I'd be pretty damn rich.

2006-08-02 20:34:11 · answer #9 · answered by Arsh 3 · 0 0

If I had a dollar for every MISTAKE I MADE, I'd be rich!? How's tat?

2006-08-02 20:34:46 · answer #10 · answered by TK 4 · 0 0

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