Ok, I've been pondering this for awehile...I recently walked in on my wife in the backyard having sex with many other people! It looked like a zoo-themed orgy, she was giving head to a clown, and a horse was behind her having sex with her. Also, there were two midgets riding on her in a George Foreman mask, and I think it was willing...so that means she was possibly cheating on me. I've also walked in on her multiple times with her father, my father,our family dentist, a small kitten, 4 turtles, Fidel Castro, 16 hung asian dudes who go by the name of jLo, and an alligator, having sexual intercourse! I just want to know if this is justifyable by divorce or not...It's so confusing! Help!
2006-08-02 19:51:26 · 15 answers · asked by Dr. Richelds 1 in Family & Relationships ➔ Marriage & Divorce
Well, if your wife likes that much animal diversity, then she must have chosen the best husband for her - an real donkey!
2006-08-02 20:14:41 · answer #1 · answered by anina 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
this scenario is sick. leave the cheating -itch. if you asked this question you ought to know the answer. i have a dog that belongs to my boyfriend hes a virgin. id let her borrow him but,im afraid astro would get std or herpes,aids or maybe, knock her up. you may need some counseling after all the crazy zoo drama. if, in fact this is true what you wrote??? where did you meet this piece of garbage? the train station?? were you the caboose or the engine? or the middle boxcars?? this is sad if this is legit sure not fit. Kat
2006-08-03 03:26:16 · answer #2 · answered by shiznick 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I say set her up a webcam and go into business.
Although you'd probably have to lose the Foreman masks, as he'd probably not like that. Maybe get some Snoop Dog masks for the little guys.
While you are at it, sell tickets.. Set up a stage in the backyard, rent some chairs, sell refreshments. wtf, might as well make some money off it.
2006-08-03 02:58:55 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
dang she's all around i thin kyou should stay get you a little pleasure in it also if you want but if you dont like it an think its dirty then divorce her cause she isnt giving it to you like dat or how about you stay around her so much so she wont have to do it but you need to have some one better then this cause i dont know if this is a joke or not but if so ha ha ha if not i feel very sorry but do wat you want its your descision....u welcum
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2006-08-03 02:58:18 · answer #4 · answered by <*NeKaBoO*> 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Geez!!! I swear people will get on here and say anything. Get a clue dude. Don't post stupid crap on here like that. Some people are looking for real answers...not stupidity!!
2006-08-03 03:04:46 · answer #5 · answered by Barb 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
get the hell out of there and divorce her my friend you can do better than that ever hear of.std. well this is life and has known to happen. my opion?
2006-08-03 03:01:54 · answer #6 · answered by the_silverfoxx 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think you are confused. See a shirnk. Pem
2006-08-03 02:58:33 · answer #7 · answered by Patricia M 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
gosh...this sadly might've been believable if you woulda left fidel castro out of it...
2006-08-03 04:03:27 · answer #8 · answered by hoedurwhorses 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes. if this isnt some sick joke... then yes cause shes a whore and u deserve better... everyone does!
2006-08-03 02:56:52 · answer #9 · answered by Carly 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL thanks i needed a laugh it makes me feel better that someone has problems far worse than mine
2006-08-03 03:52:16 · answer #10 · answered by sweetie1995 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋