He makes awesome jokes and has a cute laugh. Does anyone else have an attraction to this funny man??? I hope so otherwise I would be stooopid.
2006-08-02 19:35:06 · 19 answers · asked by Annette T 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Celebrities
He's alright. I'd rather watch pee-wee herman, he reminds me of dikki jones a true comic!
Dikki for President
she has worms!
2006-08-02 19:39:14 · answer #1 · answered by Dr.Gilwinfrey 2 · 3⤊ 1⤋
Dane Cook is AMAZING!
"Do you know what dream use to scare me as a little kid? I mean like, totally give me nightmares. Do you remember those Kool-aid commercials? Where that big talking bowl of punch would come crashing through the wall in your living room, like OH YEAH! OH YEAH! And the little kids were all excited, they were like, YES YES! And then they would drink after him, after debris fell into his open, dumb head. He would pour himself, him and his crazy tights. I don't like that! I don't like when juice wears tights! That's a horrible combination, a juice wearing tights! I wouldn't drink out of him, if that was me I would be like, nono, you fix that wall before my dad gets home, he's gonna beat me with a belt, he's not gonna believe a talking juice came in here. Coming through the wall was real ******* cool! Using the front door is ******* cool! Don't touch me you drink! Don't touch me you beverage! You are sweating or condensating, I will kick you in the tights and you will go down, you are very top heavy!"
oh man, so funny!
2006-08-02 19:50:31 · answer #2 · answered by playdoh1986 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I love Dane Cook
"I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no ******* way Paper can beat Rock. Paper is supposed to magically "wrap around" Rock, rendering it immobile? Why the hell cant paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why arent sheets of notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why- BECAUSE PAPER CANT BEAT ANYBODY! A rock would tear that **** up in 2 seconds. When I play rock/paper/scissors I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper, I punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say "Oh ****, I'm sorry- I thought paper would protect you, asshole"
2006-08-02 19:37:59 · answer #3 · answered by Michelle 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
<3 him!
2006-08-02 19:39:13 · answer #4 · answered by Ilana 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dane is the epitomy of the word sexy. And his sense of humor and his humility make him even more attractive. Check out his HBO series Tourgasm. He is on my myspace friends list;here is his site address...
Fave set: Puke Dragon..."you sure you don't want me to rub some honey on your thighs?" "its just not that easy guys"
Check out www.danecook.com for some hilarious audio clips.
And heres a nice big SuFi to all you fans!!
2006-08-02 19:40:32 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow Dane Cook is amazingly funny my favorite thing he does is when he makes fun of the catholic religion(no offense) and he says how scary it is and he doesn't know why there is snack time in the middle of it. I cry everytime i watch him he is absolutley hilarious. good choice
2006-08-02 19:40:17 · answer #6 · answered by b 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm sorry, but who is Dane Cook?
2006-08-02 19:40:01 · answer #7 · answered by elham1991 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He's funnier than $hit. Check out his documentary currently on HBO called "Tourgasm"
2006-08-02 19:39:05 · answer #8 · answered by Rufus 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
he's so hilarious the things he says makes me laugh so much....have you seen the video skits he has,i love the one about the kool-aid man and the bathroom
2006-08-02 19:50:19 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
each and every thing! i admire all his jokes. I certainly have recorded countless of his exercises & pay attention to them at paintings on my mp3 participant. he's the best! (and such as you suggested, additionally not undesirable to verify) :)
2016-12-11 05:45:10 · answer #10 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋