sum1 say something really really funny and ill give u 10 points?

Question

im so bored say something REALLY funny!

Answer 1

ok, either you have no life, and are trying to fix it, or ruin it, depends... or your trying to see if someone will give you a joke to masterbate to... any way... me and my friend were watching "little mermaid" the porno in disguise, and when it comes to the under the sea song, we both laugh at *DARLING IT'S BETTER, DOWN WHERE IT'S WETTER...TAKE IT FROM ME!... that's my new life motto... not funny, but, watch the movie, you'll think differently!she's friggen naked, and you can see it in the water!.... you want something funny huh?... .... ... ... ... ... ... i've got nuthin... .. .. .. ummmm.... how about attempting points?

Answer 2

The CIA had an opening for an assassin. After all of the background checks, interviews, and testing were done there were three finalists: two men and one woman. For the final test, the CIA agents took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun.

"We must know that you will follow your instructions, no matter what the circumstances. Inside this room you will find your wife sitting in a chair. You have to kill her."

The first man said, "You can't be serious. I could never shoot my wife."

The agent replies, "Then you're not the right man for this job."

The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and went into the room. All was quiet for about five minutes. Then the agent came out with tears in his eyes. "I tried, but I can't kill my wife."

The agent replies, "You don't have what it takes. Take your wife and go home."

Finally, it was the woman's turn. Only she was told to kill her husband. She took the gun and went into the room. Shots were heard, one shot after another. They heard screaming, crashing, banging on the walls. After a few minutes, all was quiet. The door opened slowly and there stood the woman. She wiped the sweat from her brow and said, "You guys didn't tell me the gun was loaded with blanks. I had to beat him to death with the chair."

Answer 3

my earlier answered questions today... i thought they were hilarious!!
Q: Im nervous as hell 'bout being a dad for the first time. How nervous is normal?

A: normal nervousness is based on a percentage scale. A nervous as hell scenario indicates 85-100% nervousness with 100% being death. normal nervousness is anywhere from 45-85% nervocity. Undernervousness of course is anywhere below and if this is the case you have a serious problem and should speak with your doctor as soon as possible.

at least i thought it was a gag

Answer 4

Well, me and my best friend have this inside joke. See, our brothers are best friends, and they have a third party named Cory. Me and Kimberly call him Cashew Head for some odd reason, so we were talking about the size of each of their "doingys" and desided to pick on Cashew. So we went into their room, held up a finger and a thumb, and said "You know what they say about Cashews!" Then we ran and they would throw us in the pool with our clothes on, so we went inside and did it again. This time, he came up to us, threw us in the pool again, and locked us out. He hung a note on the door and it read "You know what they said about lil girls!"

Answer 5

"really really funny and ill give u 10 points?"
AND
"something REALLY funny!"

Happy?

Answer 6

the amazing pie mobile is coming to town and it has a penis like corn so boo. I should get ten points because i used every one elses but i do like the one about my penis feels like corn

Answer 7

My d*ck feels like corn.

Answer 8

something really really funny.

Answer 9

I would but i'd take it to far and get flamed.

Answer 10

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