2006-08-02 17:57:56 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics & Government ➔ Politics
Even though I have political affiliations, I bet if there is a heaven and an afterlife we will be enlightened and will be above such squabbles and truly understand human nature.
2006-08-02 18:01:48 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Yes, there was a war in heaven and all the Republican angles threw the democrat angels into hell because they wouldn't worship God. There they can complain about it getting too hot for them but they refuse to think they are in hell so they call it global warming.
2006-08-03 02:01:14 · answer #2 · answered by inzaratha 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hey dude, you've got to be JOKING :
Politicians ? In Heaven ?!
No chance, chum : They all get a one-way ticket to Hell, and try to get pally with all the Osama's angels, who have already got all the 'best accommodations' available there !
2006-08-03 01:06:04 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
There are no Democrat angels.
All of the Democrat angels joined Lucifer in his rebellion and will spend eternity in the Lake of Fire.
2006-08-03 21:53:47 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
There won't be anything to debate. All will be good. No Dem's no Rep. now that is truly Heaven!
2006-08-03 01:03:19 · answer #5 · answered by Stand 4 somthing Please! 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What makes you think there will be any Republicans in heaven?
2006-08-03 01:02:10 · answer #6 · answered by s1rkull 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, but I bet all the communist angels get along in equality.
2006-08-03 01:00:58 · answer #7 · answered by Ludwig Wittgenstein 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well...I think it is safe to assume to believe that every human goes to hell. All religions and denominations disagree on who actually goes to heaven, so everybody must go to hell.
2006-08-03 01:04:47 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You overlook the fact that GOD is a republiocan - all ther othet misguided persons are on their own.
2006-08-03 01:14:41 · answer #9 · answered by Coach D. 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If there is any hate, it cannot be heaven...
We will all be singing the "God bless America."
Sorry Liberals...
2006-08-03 01:01:48 · answer #10 · answered by American Superman 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋