pick up line you have ever heard (of)?
IE: You must be tired because you've been running through my mind all day!
2006-08-02 17:14:53 · 14 answers · asked by Allie 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
I love these corny things!
2006-08-02 17:15:26 · update #1
Baby, I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your Bedrock!
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Do you have a boyfriend?
yes.
Well when you want a MANfriend come talk to me.
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Do you want to see something swell?
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I'd marry your cat just to get in the family.
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My name isn't Elmo, but you can tickle me any time you want to .
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Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package.
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Hi. I'm an astronaut, and my next mission is to explore Uranus.
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I'm bigger and better than the Titanic..... only 200 woman went down on the Titanic
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Beww BEWWW Beww
What?
That is the sound of the ambulance coming to pick me up because when I saw you my heart stopped!
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It's not my fault I fell in love. You are the one that tripped me.
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I'll give you a nickel if you tickle my pickle.
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You must be an adverb, because you sure do modify me!
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Do you know the speed limit of sex? It's 68 because at 69 YOU have to turn around!
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I've got the ship, you've got the harbor ... what say we tie up for the night?
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Are those space pants? Cuz your *** is out of this world!
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Wow, you with those curves, and me with no brakes
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How would you like your eggs tomorrow morning?
Scrambled or fertilized?
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And, finally, the best line of all time:
If I were to ask you for sex,
would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?
2006-08-02 17:20:05 · answer #1 · answered by anonymous 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
It must have hurt when you fell from Heavan.
Excuse me, have I screwed you yet?
Hey babe, how about a pizza and a f**k? [Slap] HEY! What's wrong, don't you like pizza?
Hey I'm a wrestler, let me take you down.
I am a magical being, take off your bra.
I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me?
I must expel some seminal fluid. May I use your body?
Sex is a killer...want to die happy?
The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word.
I wish you were a screen door so I can slam you all day long!
My dick's been feeling a little dead lately. Wanna give it some mouth-to-mouth?
2006-08-03 00:25:01 · answer #2 · answered by angelsoulsinger 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Every seen a seagull fly backwards?
How about a shag?
Thats a great dress it would look better on my floor.
"Hey baby can I give you an Australian kiss?"
"What's that?"
"It's like a french kiss only down under"
"Are you a captain?"
"No!"
"Cause my privates are under your command"
Man: Do you work for the U.P.S. Company?
Woman: No, why?
Man: Cause I thought I saw you checking out my package.
Do you sleep on your stomach? Can I?
I love every muscle in your body especially mine!
I am fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman in the world tonight.
I'm new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?
I've had quite a bit to drink, and you're beginning to look pretty good.
Want to play army? I can lay down and you can blow the hell out of me.
2006-08-03 00:34:27 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well how about a guy starting to look up and down your arms behind your ears etc. and then when you question what he is doing he says--"Hey I'm just looking for a signature, I know God wouldn't leave something so perfect unsigned.
2006-08-03 00:24:56 · answer #4 · answered by psycho-cook 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pick up a chair, walk ALL the way across the room, and set it next to hers, and ask, "Is this seat taken?"
2006-08-03 00:34:52 · answer #5 · answered by 42ITUS™ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've just moved you to the top of my 'to do' list.
Screw me if I am wrong, but haven't we met before?
Be unique and different, just say yes.
Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
2006-08-03 00:23:55 · answer #6 · answered by PerfeclyImperfect 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I know me to! i love are you from Tennessee cause your the only ten i see! lol i love it! If i could arrange the alphabet i would put you and i together! lol and Did it hurt? when you fell from heaven!? hahah i love them all
2006-08-03 00:20:35 · answer #7 · answered by Theater freak 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the funniest one was "was your dad a thief? b/c it seems like he stole all the stars in the sky and put them in your eyes" hahaha
or "can i take a picture of you so i can show santa what i want for christmas"
2006-08-03 00:19:00 · answer #8 · answered by sam_c5230 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
is your dad a thief?
cause he must have stolen the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes
2006-08-03 00:18:47 · answer #9 · answered by dtstuff9 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm gonna fold you like a box
2006-08-03 00:19:02 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋