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Something I would LOVE to make! With all the magnetic stickers for cars...I would soooo love to make some that you can stick on the back of, oh, say a really pimped out car that says....
" I'm Compensating!"
Imagine the surprise after your unsuspecting victim rides around with THAT for a few days.,.,.,.
Best part? No damage! What's one you'd like to see?

2006-08-02 17:04:49 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Other - Society & Culture

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"Caution: I pick and fling boogers out the window "
"Honk if you think a horse drawn buggie moves faster than I do"
"I love to flirt with people half and a quarter my age"
"Make a face when you're passing so I know you support the other goofballs like me"
"I'm not a bad driver, I'm just drunk"
"I'm an undercover taxi, wave me down"
"Caution: something might fall off vehicle, if you see it before I do, dodge it"
"Pile up in front of me so I can blame you for being late to work"
"Blinkers don't work, be prepared to slam brakes at any moment!"

2006-08-03 00:39:10 · answer #1 · answered by Craptacular Wonderment 6 · 5 0

Great Idea. I saw a great prank bumper sticker. It said "Pay Cuts For Cops". And, it had a drawing of a cop with money in his hand, a circle drawn around it and with a line diagonally through the middle like a "No Smoking" sign. Also, years ago, National Lampoon magazine sold little, circular stickers with the picture of a screw on it. If you saw a bumber sticker with "I (heart) my dog", or "I (heart) my grandchildren" on it, you take one of the sticker screws and place the screw over the heart. Then, you'd transform the bumper sticker into something very crude" "I (screw) my dog, etc. Now that's funny. I really like your "I'm Compensating" sticker. I know a few people who need that one. If you do go ahead with this (I hope you do, I am in the market for good stuff like this), make the bumper stickers magnetic so no one can claim damage to the car, and the prankster may even get them back for use on other victims. Good Luck!

2006-08-03 00:17:13 · answer #2 · answered by Mr. Grudge 5 · 0 0

Definition of SPLIT SECOND: The time between the light turning green and idiots honking their horn

2006-08-03 00:09:39 · answer #3 · answered by Guru BoB 3 · 0 0

Mine would be like the "Baby on Board" window sticker but it would say "Transvestite on Board".

2006-08-03 00:12:01 · answer #4 · answered by manw/thegoldengun 3 · 0 0

I'M LOST...CALL MY WIFE!!!!!!!!!

2006-08-03 00:10:55 · answer #5 · answered by toejam 2 · 0 0

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