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Sorry, my mom told me to call her when I meet the girl of my dreams.

2006-08-02 16:34:40 · 32 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

32 answers

aww, how sweet, sure you can have a quarter,

2006-08-02 16:39:42 · answer #1 · answered by ♥♫♥Ashlyn♥♫♥ 4 · 0 1

You'd better up the ante if A) you can still find a pay phone anywhere, and B) if you can find one that hasn't gone to up at least 50 cents. Plus if you can't afford a quarter the girl of your dreams might have to pay for all your dates.

2006-08-02 16:40:37 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Yes I do have a quarter. Do I get 10 points for it?

2006-08-02 16:37:42 · answer #3 · answered by EPnTX 4 · 0 0

Okay, so I came over here to ask you to dance, but I'm kind of concerned. I mean, we could hit it off really well, end up having a few drinks, next thing you know you're giving me your number because I'm too shy to ask for it, I finally get up the nerve to call and we take in a movie, have some dinner, I relax, you relax, we go out a few more times, get to know each other's friends, spend a lot of time together, then finally have get past this sexual tension and really develop this intense sex life that is truly incredible, decide our relationship is solid and stable, so we move in together for a while, then a few months later get married, I get a promotion, you get a promotion, we buy a bigger house. You really want kids, but I really want freedom, but we have a kid anyway, only to find that I am resentful, the sparks start to fade and to rekindle them we have two more lovely kids, but now I work too much to keep up with the bills, have no time for you, you're stressed and stop taking really good care of yourself, so to get past our slow sex life and my declining self-confidence I turn to an outside affair for sexual gratification. You find out because I'm careless and a lousy liar, you throw me out (justifiably so) and we have to explain to the kids why mommy and daddy are splitting up. That's just too sad. Think about the children. For God's sake, if you dance with me and we hit it off, let's just keep it sexual, because we both know where it's going...

2006-08-02 16:43:31 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I have about 20 quarters, and that has to be the cheesist pick up line i have ever seen.

2006-08-02 16:38:42 · answer #5 · answered by Jester 5 · 0 0

Sure do...but a phone call today costs 2 quarters in my neck of the woods..lol...cute question tho

2006-08-02 16:39:33 · answer #6 · answered by decwitch 2 · 0 0

Yes, I have a quarter. I can send it to you only if you pay for the shipping and handling charges though.

2006-08-02 16:38:56 · answer #7 · answered by knitting guy 6 · 0 0

A quarter - maybe a dollar

2006-08-02 16:44:22 · answer #8 · answered by Freesia 5 · 0 0

What and you don't have a cell phone Dude it's a new mellinium get a cell phone LOL but hey anytime you need a quarter I got your back dude. ( but my spending limits only a dollar My moma taught me that )

2006-08-02 16:38:46 · answer #9 · answered by magicboi37 4 · 0 0

Sorry man, I only have 2 pennies and a ball of lint.
Good luck with this girl though ;)

2006-08-02 16:41:42 · answer #10 · answered by clever_intuition 2 · 0 0

A quarter of what?

2006-08-02 16:51:30 · answer #11 · answered by invincible 3 · 0 0

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