What is a funny way of saying someone is crazy?
Examples:
One fry short of a happy meal
The elevator doesn't go to the top floor
Lights are on and no ones home
etc
2006-08-02 15:46:08 · 23 answers · asked by da dude 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
The wheel's turning but the hamster's dead.
2006-08-02 15:51:05 · answer #1 · answered by yo_momma_is_sweet 4 · 9⤊ 3⤋
Sandwich short of a picnic.
Brick short of a load.
Kangaroo loose in the top paddock.
Crazy as a cut snake.
Mad as a hatter.
Card short of a deck.
Bottle short of a dozen.
Something is definitely missing.
There are heaps, don't you hate it when they won't come to you?
2006-08-02 22:55:12 · answer #2 · answered by Annie 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He's two shits short of giving one. I heard it from a friend. His elevator probably doesn't go to the top floor.
2006-08-02 22:50:56 · answer #3 · answered by alibababbb 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He's got a screw loose.
Her driveway doesn't go all the way to the road.
He doesn't have both oars in the water.
She is as queer as a three dollar bill.
He wears the "Hug-Me" jacket.
And there's about a zillion of the "he's one _____ short of a _____ lines as well."
2006-08-02 22:53:25 · answer #4 · answered by Ember 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Athiest... LOL sorry that was a cheap shot Ok how about
friend of the butterfly net guys.
Wears the Hug-me Jacket
2006-08-02 22:51:10 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not the sharpest tool in the shed.
or knife in the drawer.
2 pints short of a keg.
simply gone fishing.
toys in the attic.
bats in the belfry.
looney toons.
mad as a hatter.
etc,etc....
2006-08-02 23:28:28 · answer #6 · answered by kents411 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
One card short of a full deck
2006-08-02 22:51:23 · answer #7 · answered by Kiwizmom 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
my favorite is "touched"
CRAZY:
adjective
1. Afflicted with or exhibiting irrationality and mental unsoundness: brainsick, daft, demented, disordered, distraught, dotty, insane, lunatic, mad, maniac, maniacal, mentally ill, moonstruck, off, touched, unbalanced, unsound, wrong. Informal: bonkers, cracked, daffy, gaga, loony. Slang: bananas, batty, buggy, cuckoo, fruity, loco, nuts, nutty, screwy, wacky. Chiefly British: crackers. Law: non compos mentis. Idioms: around the bend, crazy as a loon, mad as a hatter, not all there, nutty as a fruitcake, off (or out of) one's head, off one's rocker, of unsound mind, out of one's mind, sick in the head, stark raving mad. See sane
2. Informal. Showing or having enthusiasm: ardent, enthusiastic, fervent, keen 1, mad, rabid, warm, zealous. Slang: gung ho, nuts. See concern
3. Informal. So senseless as to be laughable: absurd, foolish, harebrained, idiotic, imbecilic, insane, lunatic, mad, moronic, nonsensical, preposterous, silly, softheaded, tomfool, unearthly, zany. Informal: ********, loony, loopy. Slang: balmy 2, dippy, dopey, jerky, sappy, wacky. See ability, knowledge
noun
A person regarded as strange, eccentric, or crazy: crackpot, eccentric, lunatic. Informal: crank, loon, loony. Slang: cuckoo, ding-a-ling, dingbat, kook, nut, screwball, weirdie, weirdo. See wise
OR
he is sofa king
we taught it
2006-08-02 22:53:49 · answer #8 · answered by girlnblack 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not the brightest bulb on the bush (works better at X-mas time)
2006-08-02 22:49:42 · answer #9 · answered by Princess 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
F.u.c.k.e.d. up from the neck up!
Tore up from the floor up!
Bright as a 2 watt light bulb!
Cuckoo for cocoa puffs!
2006-08-02 22:49:45 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
One can short of a six pack.
2006-08-02 22:49:39 · answer #11 · answered by ♥ x0o ♥ o0x ♥ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋