What would you do??

Question

My Date won't talk to me anymore! story below

It was prom night, and i didn't even buy a tux. But i did wear some nice tennis shoes. She refused to take any more than one picture with me at prom, then wanted to leave early. My parole officer was there the whole night, making sure i didn't go anywhere out of his sight. Most people laughed at me and her, but i thought love could endure anything, but obviously she, (like all bitches) only wanted me for my money. When prom was over she was kind enough to give me a prom picture but i didn't order any. But at least i was kind enough to draw a picture of us both on college ruled paper and give it to her and said, "here this is my prom picture for you." but she continues not to talk to me. Just because im 400 pounds overweight and never shave or wash my clothes shouldn't mean anything, that is, "if the love is there." I just don't understand it, im trying to be myself all the time. God damn, this toilet seat is getting hot, gotta flush.

Answer 1

I heard a good joke tonight: I'm on medical marijuana for constipation. My doctor said "sit or get off the pot."

What would I do? Move on. Go to art school because my pictures aren't winning any friends. I think I'd go to some sensitivity courses so I could better relate to women.

Maybe I would consider therapy to resolve the issues with my mom, so I could form meaningful relationships with women that are healthy for me.

I'd eat one less meal a day, cutting back to 4 would probably be OK. Then shave and do laundry.

I guess I'm saying I would stop trying to be myself so much and try to be someone else!