2006-08-02 15:36:43 · 19 answers · asked by ? 5 in Society & Culture ➔ Mythology & Folklore
I never thought I would have to for tell that horrible tale that happened six years back on October 13Th (Friday) I'll never forget that event.
I was sitting in the kitchen late in the morning when I decided to get some house work done, so I went and loaded the dish washer and turned it on and when off to the laundry I had just socks mostly to wash. I was still a little sleepy wanting to wake up so I was drinking mountain dew to wake up . I loaded the socks in the washer and after a half hour I transfer ed them to the drier, I shut the door. I s could of shore I heard a laugh but I did not see anyone. As I push start all I heard was crunching sounds and feverish laughing going on. I opened the door and looked from out side ever thing seemed normal so I closed the door and restarted the drier, after another minute it happened again this time I just was about to take a drink of mountain dew when I opened the door to the drier and a little green arm shot out and grab ed the bottle of mountain dew out of my hand and the door shut the drier started on its own more crunching and then it stopped the door opened on it's own the bottle shot out and hit the wall ac cross the room and stuck in the wall and I evil high pitch voice said thanks for the socks and the dew the heat was really getting to me but next time buy more tube socks! those are my favorite the dress socks are a little bit on the dry side. I looked in the door to see where the voice came from but I did not see anyone that was when someone pushed me in the drier from behind and started it up. Luckily there was one partly eaten sock in there I love eating socks now that evil elf and I are good friends now.
2006-08-02 16:05:18 · answer #1 · answered by Paul G 5 · 7⤊ 1⤋
YES! I want to kill the bastards.
I have Nike running socks. They are designated with a R and L. I put 4 pairs in the dryer after washing. I now have 3 Ls!
2006-08-02 15:42:47 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
No they do not. Are you kidding me? Elves have much better things to do, like killing orcs and such. Why would they waste thier time on my socks? Now those gnomes are what you have to worry about because they steal underwear.
"Step one: collect underpants. Step two... Step three: Profit!" - South Park
2006-08-02 17:31:51 · answer #3 · answered by mallorn hugger 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nope it was my dog. I have to keep the room with the dryer close, because my dog learned somehow to open the dryer door, and grab more than just my socks.
2006-08-02 18:37:34 · answer #4 · answered by Sakura ♥ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I thought they were just running away one by one because they had one big sock conspiracy against me and they figured if they all left slowly I wouldn't notice...
Hmmm... elves, you say? Do they make a Raid for that?
2006-08-02 16:09:56 · answer #5 · answered by Jylsamynne 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No. Gremlins do! They live in my couch, in the dryer, and under my bed, and eat everything they can get their grimy little hands on! They hid my dad's last pair of jeans once, and that was BAAAD...XD
2006-08-02 21:37:29 · answer #6 · answered by elix_ebonwolfe 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
how about the elves couldnt care less. how about if they could do such acts of disappearance you WOULD THINK they would do something more substantial like raiding a bank or something.
Then again, IT IS the MYTHOLOGY section.
2006-08-02 16:02:26 · answer #7 · answered by novicetobe 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes...they do! And I HATE when that happens! They only seem to prefer one sock at a time. I wonder what they do with them. Weird...huh.
2006-08-02 15:39:58 · answer #8 · answered by pet stylist 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Elves? Elves! Damn them, they keep blaming it on the neighbours.
2006-08-02 15:41:29 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
No its the sock fairies that only have 1 leg
2006-08-02 15:40:09 · answer #10 · answered by TAFF 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋