You’re walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children. Suddenly, a dangerous looking man with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, raises the knife, and charges. You are carrying a Glock 40, and you are an expert shot. You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family.
What do you do?
Democrat Answer:
Well, that’s not enough information to answer the question. Does the man look poor or oppressed? Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack? Could we run away? What does my wife think? What about the kids? Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his hand? What does the law say about this situation? Does the Glock have appropriate safety built into it? Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does this send to society and to my children?
Is it possible he’d be happy with just killing me? Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound me? If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while he was stabbing me? Should I call 911?Why is this street so deserted? We need to raise taxes, have a paint and weed day, and make this a happier, healthier street that would discourage such behavior. This is all so confusing! I need to debate this with some friends for a few days and try to come to a consensus.
Republican Answer: BANG!
Southerner’s Answer: BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! click….(sounds of reloading). BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! click.
2006-08-02 15:26:52 · 24 answers · asked by Heroic Liberal 1 in Politics & Government ➔ Politics
I take it you aren't a Democrat.
2006-08-02 15:31:14 · answer #1 · answered by retrodragonfly 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
THATS NOT THE WHOLE THING
HERE IS THE WHOLE THING, AND TO ANSWER THE QUESTION, I'M A SOUTHERN REPUBLICAN.
Are you a democrat, republican or a southern republican? Here is a test that will help you decide.
QUESTION: How do you tell the difference between Democrats, Republicans, and Southern Republicans?
The answer can be found by posing the following question:
You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children. Suddenly In Islamic Terrorist with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, praises Allah, raises the knife, and charges at you. You are carrying a Glock cal. 40 and you are an expert shot. You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family.
What do you do?
Democrat's Answer:
Well, that's not enough information to answer the question. Does the man look poor, or oppressed?
Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack?
Whats does my wife think?
What about my kids?
Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his hand?
What does the law say about the situation?
Does the Glock have appropriate safety built into it?
Why am I caring a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does that send to my kids?
Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me?
Does he definitely want to kill me, or could my family get away while he was stabbing me?
Should I call 9-1-1?
Why is the street so deserted?
We need to raise taxes, have a paint and weed day and make this a happier, healthier street.
This is all so confusing!! I need to debate this with some friends for a few days and try to come to a consensus.
Republican's Answer:
BANG!!!!
Southern Republican's Answer:
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! (CLICK) (SOUNDS OF RELOADING)
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
Daughter: "Nice shot grouping Daddy"! "Were those the Winchester Silver Tips, or the Hollow Points"?
2006-08-02 15:32:15 · answer #2 · answered by What!? No Way!? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
WRONG! you got the republican and southerner backwards! We southern boys are crack shots, and bullets aren't free, we don't waste them. A real southerner would shoot the pin head right between the eyes, and not waste any more rounds on a dead #*&^ head!
Just look at all the wasted bullets in Iraq, thats Republican for you, bullets sprayed all over everywhere!
Do you know how a southern boy learns to shoot? Daddy hands gives you a 22 and 1 bullet. He says go get a rabbit for dinner. When you come back with the first rabbit, next time you get 2 bullets. He wants 2 rabbits! Then you hunt squirrels.
2006-08-02 15:43:53 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Really funny! The only problem is if he were a true Democrat he would never have a gun, they are the root of all evil. They would probably ask the UN for help instead of calling 911 too. You can't trust the police, they are a tool of the Bush administration.
2006-08-02 15:45:53 · answer #4 · answered by dasher 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I know plenty of Democrats that have killed lots of people.
I knew a bombardier in the gulf war the clusterbombed thousands of men while they were sleeping.
Nice little story but political affiliation does not make you some kind of anti-murderer.
The Green River killer was a democrat
Jeffery Domner was a democrat.
Juan Corona was a Redpublican but he murdered for money
Go big Red Go
2006-08-02 15:49:54 · answer #5 · answered by 43 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Real Democrat answer, Freeze! still coming BANG! And since I am a expert shot I won`t go for the kill shot.
2006-08-02 15:39:41 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
As much as I love it, I'm still bound by these rules. Democrats you're loosers!! HAHA!
"Avoid if you can, talk if you are able, walk away if you may but if you cannot...
bruise before you strain
strain before you sprain
sprain before you break
break before you maim
maim before you kill"
Sterotypes, I'd just avoid the combat and only defend myself if need be, I'd stop defending myself until he's no longer a threat to my and other's safty and then call 911.
2006-08-02 15:33:00 · answer #7 · answered by suppy_sup 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I am from Tennessee and I must concur with your statements.Said man might get through a first step at me with a knife before i put 8 bullets into his head and vital organs.
Oh and the question reaks of sterotypes b/c I am a democrat!But I aint a left wing nut job!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2006-08-02 15:33:06 · answer #8 · answered by david r 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
So I guess all Democrats are wimps. Got it. Hilarious. Congratulations on the war.
2006-08-02 15:33:15 · answer #9 · answered by jxt299 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
silly republicans
a democrat wouldn't be walking down a deserted street with his wife and two small children
:)
2006-08-02 15:37:28 · answer #10 · answered by the all knowing 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cute.
Tell me something. I'm a Southern Democrat. What's my answer, smartypants?
2006-08-02 15:32:14 · answer #11 · answered by Christina D 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋