I'm bored and I need a good laugh! Funniest joke gets 10 pts.
2006-08-02 15:09:32 · 9 answers · asked by Giggles! 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Other - Entertainment
OK. There's this giant troll that lives on top of a mountain. And inside the mountain, living in caves, are small intelligent beings called Trids. Now, Trids like sunshine and fresh air as much as anyone, but they have trouble getting it because whenever they stick their heads out of the caves, the troll comes along and kicks them down the mountainside, and laughs his booming laugh as if he thinks this is some kind of sport.
Well, the Trids got together and held a conference to decide what to do. Finally, they decided someone had to go up to the troll and speak to him, and see if they couldn't reason with him, teach him a little wisdom, a little manners. For this they decided it had to be their rabbi. (It's his job, nu?) So, with much fear and trembling, but with an inner fortitude that can but be admired, the rabbi set off up the hillside to speak to the troll. And the troll let him come up, and sat down and offered him a glass of tea, and they schmoozed for awhile, and it was really rather pleasant. Finally, the rabbi asked the troll, "Why are you always kicking the Trids down the hillside, but you are nice to me?"
And the troll said: "Silly rabbi; kicks are for Trids."
2006-08-02 15:20:49 · answer #1 · answered by auntb93again 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Ok... here goes...
One night, I needed to re-wire my radio plug head (connection point went out) at my rented place. My renters(old illiterate couple) were watching a Cantonese drama series on TV. After fixing it, I decided to go for a try. When I turned on the switch, the main power source tripped. The whole house went into pitch-black.
When everything was reset, the power trip happened again. The resetting had to be done again. The renters thought that their house needs the re-wiring again, when actually it's the power surge from the excessive power consumption of my radio. Oh well, old people just won't know...
2006-08-02 22:21:34 · answer #2 · answered by Lacieles 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Alright -- heard this one at work, a few days back.
"Two strangers -- a man and a woman -- were sitting next to each other on a plane. The woman had a cold, and would sneeze every once in while, letting out a "Oooh!" after each sneeze. After about the fourth time, the man asked if something was wrong.
" 'Oh -- it's just that whenever I sneeze, I have a little orgasm, that's all,' replies the woman.
" 'That's very odd! What treatment are you using?' asks the man.
"To which the woman replies, 'Pepper'."
Heh heh heh -- heh heh... so inappropriate for the work environment, I love my co-workers eh heh heh... XD
2006-08-02 22:12:24 · answer #3 · answered by Hatake Seraph 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
One there were 3 men working in a construction site, and while they were eating lunch, one man said "Bologna! not again! I cant take this anymore!" and jumped off the building. The second man got up and said "Chicken Pot Pie! I can't take this anymore! Not again!" and jumped off with him. The third man got up and said "Macaroni and cheese! I can't take this anymore!" and jumped off the building with them.
At their funeral, The first wife said "I never knew he didnt like Bologna. I should have stopped giving him it." The second wife said "I should have stopped packing him Chicken Pot Pie!" and the third wife said "I don't know why he did this, he packs his own lunch!"
I thought it was funny lol
2006-08-02 22:17:11 · answer #4 · answered by tina18 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
knock knock
whos there
orange
orange who
orange u glad its still summer vacation
2006-08-02 22:13:25 · answer #5 · answered by Aaliyah 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
okay here we go: johnny got a train set and was playing with it in the living room while mom was in cleaning the kitchen. she heard johnny say woohoo b!tches that need on get on b!tches that need off get off,well mom thought she heard johnny say that but then she thought no no i didnt hear him say that so she went back to cleaning once again johnny said woohoo b!tches that need on get on b!tches that need off get off,well mom heard him that time she yelled at johnny to come here when he came to her she said johnny we dont say those words in this house you need to sit in here in time out.After his time out was over mom said ok get back to playing with your train well she heard johnny in the living room say woohoo b!tches that need on get on b!tches that need off get off cause the ***** in the kitchen just made us 10 mins. late
2006-08-02 22:34:03 · answer #6 · answered by teye_99 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
all jokes are funny
2006-08-02 22:13:15 · answer #7 · answered by vasan 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Marry me! LoL jk.
2006-08-02 22:13:13 · answer #8 · answered by I'm so HOT!!!! 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What do you call a lesbian on top of her partner during sex...????
A C.U.N.T acting the bollocks...........................
2006-08-02 22:13:17 · answer #9 · answered by Gar 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋