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Show them the way of salvation.

(wanna hug)
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2006-08-02 15:16:47 · answer #1 · answered by Pashur 7 · 0 0

let them do whatever they want. They are sacred creatures and are directly related to all things that are good. The Gods bestow on them special divine powers. If you cross them in any way, you will pay the ultimate price...You will spend the rest of your mortal life as a slithering worm on a dry slab of cement.

2006-08-02 14:47:16 · answer #2 · answered by JeffG 3 · 0 0

Have my very large Friend -- the Giant Stomping Otter of Antioch -- take care of the hoardage for me. We're on very good terms and I'm certain he'd like the exercise.

2006-08-02 16:26:22 · answer #3 · answered by Mama Otter 7 · 0 0

Offer them some mead and become buddies. It wouldn't hurt to have some trolls you could call on for assistance every now and then....to scare off old boyfriends and what-not.

2006-08-02 18:05:34 · answer #4 · answered by freyas_kin28 6 · 0 0

Punt gnomes and faries in the direction of the trolls and gain safe passage because they are too full to eat me.

2006-08-02 18:15:38 · answer #5 · answered by murkglider 5 · 0 0

Check whether Herve Villechaize (Tattoo of Fantasy Island) is among them!

2006-08-02 20:19:31 · answer #6 · answered by Shot At Sight 3 · 0 0

Stop, Look, and Run Like HEdoublehockeysticks?

2006-08-07 13:04:24 · answer #7 · answered by Gigi 3 · 0 0

Take them out to eat at a fast food restaurant.

2006-08-03 00:49:18 · answer #8 · answered by ? 3 · 0 0

take time to set down and get down on their level so they don't get threatened by your size. ask them for something to drink and eat to show them you trust them. by now there guard will be let down and they will feel comfortable with you and will open up to discussing their Life and adventures. after you have learned all you need to, bid them farewell and offer them some sort of gift to thank them for their time and advice.

2006-08-07 03:28:40 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Get a big net and try to catch one of them. Then take it home and treat it like a pet!

2006-08-02 14:38:09 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Tell them You Wanna Get High?

2006-08-02 18:40:58 · answer #11 · answered by Sakura ♥ 6 · 0 0

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