I'm supposed to be giving a lecture in 20 minutes and my driver's a bit lost.
2006-08-02 14:28:04 · 26 answers · asked by Danny Tanner Owns You 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Movies
Not one person got the fact this is a movie quote, from "Dumb and Dumber".... how appropriate :D
2006-08-02 14:45:00 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 7⤊ 2⤋
Go to the Texaco around the block. Take 1 left then 2 rights and go straight for 6 miles. Then ask John Kerry on that block why he is down there. He will say " ha-boo hotel." Then go to your nearest Home Depot and buy a stool, a bike lock, and a golf club. Then go to Texaco again and buy 37 ice cubes. No more no less. Then line the ice cubes up on your fence, and beat them senselessly 2 and one half times. No more no less. Then take the bike lock, look for the Coors Twins, and ask them to tie you up. Once you chew through the lock the devil will come and grant you 3 wishes. Your first wish is for a kiss on the cheek. Your second is to meet Barbara Streisand. Your third will be for him to take you to the tree with a vagina. You must stick your tongue in the trees vagina 72 times. No more no less. After you do this you will be teleported to the medical school. Hope this helps!
2006-08-02 21:40:07 · answer #2 · answered by I sk8 4donutz 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow. Um. Take a left at main and then a right on 37th street. You'll see the school. Pass it and then on the left you'll see a parking long designated for that lecture.
2006-08-02 21:31:04 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
take a left at the library, cut thru the park, sneak thru the construction site, bear a right, take 4 rights, 2 lefts, run a red light, yield for that old geezer, pull up to valet, give them the keys, ask nicely for them not to crash ur car, and ur there
approx dist: 6.238 miles
approx time: 19 mins
2006-08-02 21:32:05 · answer #4 · answered by I am watching your every move. 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The medical school in Houston is on Fannin,
The one in New York City is on First Avenue,
The one in Los Angeles is . . .
2006-08-02 21:33:12 · answer #5 · answered by newyorkgal71 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Go north two block. At the light make a right. Then follow the curvy road until you get to a fork in the road. Go left for 6.5 miles.
AND BOOM!!! You're there.
2006-08-02 21:31:14 · answer #6 · answered by princess consuela banana hammock 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
To get to the medical school you need to have Biology and science ,chemistry , physic, math
2006-08-02 21:36:53 · answer #7 · answered by akol r 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
first of all, where the heck are you and which medical school are you headed to? second, is this the right category for this question?
2006-08-02 21:34:01 · answer #8 · answered by sid 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Look for the medical school here sign!!!!
2006-08-02 21:32:05 · answer #9 · answered by eduardovlzqz 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Turn left in 5 seconds or die.
2006-08-02 21:32:20 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah I know but you have to ask in an australian accent Loyd
2006-08-03 00:27:25 · answer #11 · answered by cokeguitarcutie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋