2006-08-02 14:25:13 · 22 answers · asked by Angel_Anton 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
I am gonna call 911 and say "Michael Jackson was still hunting for small childrens"
2006-08-02 14:29:29 · answer #1 · answered by Skyn3t 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Get a picture with him using a Polaroid and have him sign the pic. Sell on ebay for money. He may touch little boys, but he's still the king of pop and one of the greatest entertainers to ever live.
2006-08-02 14:32:57 · answer #2 · answered by ouoray 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I won't elaborate on the Freudian significance of that statement.Still,I would say"Hey Mike," scouting is fun ain't it?And he would say something like "I'm bad,and yes Eric,scouting is fun!"And then filing out directly behind him would be an assortment of Philipino boys
dressed in Neverland "Scouter-ware."And then,he would laugh like a little singing teapot and the magical spoons would scoop the little boys up by the bottoms and then...
Someone continue it from there!
2006-08-02 14:35:43 · answer #3 · answered by moebiusfox 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I throw myself at him and tell him how awesome he is!! I would also tell him that I am sorry for the way the idiots in this country badmouth him!! I would get some photos with him and some autographs and make him sing and dance for me!!
â¥â¥We Love You Michael!!!!â¥â¥
2006-08-02 15:25:25 · answer #4 · answered by ♥Stranger In Maine™♥ (Thriller) 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Scream and run in the opposite direction.
My little brother said kill him. He's kind of morbid.
2006-08-02 14:30:34 · answer #5 · answered by Dillydally 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pray you're either older than 12 or female?
2006-08-02 14:30:09 · answer #6 · answered by fishing66833 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
either sic a bear on him..or pummel him with rocks..or, better yet, make him eat batches of guano>bat droppings
2006-08-02 15:02:30 · answer #7 · answered by Anø1eus© 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Excuse myself for entering his home uninvited.
2006-08-02 14:29:14 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'd ask if he's seen Bin Laden :-X
2006-08-02 14:41:50 · answer #9 · answered by True H 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like curiositycat's answer.
2006-08-02 14:29:37 · answer #10 · answered by Jimmy 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋