Im a white male with a small penis and I just found a black foot long dildo in my girlfriends dresser?

Question

What the hell is that all about?

Answer 1

be afraid, yes, very afraid. does she have a blow up doll to go with it--that's a key consideration. and, if yes, what color is it? yet another important fact in cases such as this. do you frequently see her after a number of days apart, and she's smiling slyly, with a certain glint in her eye (usually the left one)? hmmmm. btw have you asked yourself why you were rummaging through her dresser? just a thought. and, dare one ask, just how small is ...you know what. nevertheless, have you considered that the footlong may be being used for wholly "innocent" purposes--a door stop, perhaps, or a backscratcher or, perhaps a paperweight. then again it may belong, in fact, to her mom who just stores it there, in the gf room, rather than in her own, for obvious reasons. one last possibility, on an anthropological note, perhaps it is actually the mummified remains of an ancient sub saharan sorceror, merely being kept to promote good luck. on that note--good luck!

Answer 2

First ... Congratulations for admitting what the other 99% of males lie about .
Next is to admitt that you probably masturbate quite often, so what's the big deal. Believe it or not, Women masturbate more often than males do. If you find yourself having less intercourse than you have in the past then I would bring it up .... gently ... Sex isn't always about intercourse ... gently discuss masturbation with your partner. She might be surprised to find out how much you do it yourself, and may be aroused, after that you may be able to implement masturbation into foreplay.
I know your thinking that she NEEDS something more than you and you can't give it to her and this is the gate-way for her infidelity, maybe, but most likely she is just doing what 99% of the human race is doing ... MASTURBATING.

Answer 3

I'll tell you. Your small white dick has left your girlfriend feeling unsatisfied and wanting more. She's heard the stories that black dudes have big ***** and she wants to find out for herself without cheating on you. Yours Truly,
Dr. Phil

Answer 4

She likes em big- but honestly, what women (other than the religious types) don't have some sort of dildo or vibrator? Don't feel insecure. Perhaps use it with her to make sex exciting.

Answer 5

Masturbation is something that most people do. Better a toy than some other dude. Let her play. You could even help. Then you could both enjoy it.

Answer 6

It could have been a gag gift from a girlfriend. If not that then just be glad she has it instead of another guy.

Answer 7

you know what to do brotha'....when she's not looking, hide it under the bed and get her in the doggy-style position and when she thinks she's gonna get teeny weeny whitey, you give her Magic Johnson! and then just act casual and say "..oh I thought we'd try something different tonight.."

Oh, I get it, she's pole vaulting. hahaha good one

Answer 8

You can perform better oral sex on your woman. If it is strap on put it on and give her the ride of her life.

Answer 9

maybe she just want to experience a different kind of stimulation. don't make a big deal out of it.

Answer 10

enlargment.you arent giving your gf enough pleasure