2006-08-02 14:07:32 · 23 answers · asked by Hello Dave 6 in Social Science ➔ Psychology
Yesterday, I was walking in the street with my friend and he tripped over the kerb and ended up sprawled on the pavement. Loads of old ladies rushed over to see if he was OK.
Now, I know it's not big or clever, but I laughed so hard I nearly wet myself.
(He wasn't hurt, by the way)
2006-08-02 14:25:08 · update #1
Watching the Saxondale series with my mates on the weekend and have to say I did laugh so hard I nearly peed.
2006-08-02 14:35:13 · answer #1 · answered by Rob G 4 · 7⤊ 6⤋
One time it happened when I was helping out at my church during the weekly Kid's Korner meeting. The kids, usually between 6 and 11 years old, got together and basically hung out and worked on art projects. Melissa, the woman who supervised the group, was a friend of mine, so I wanted to see what they all did together.
Anyway, at the end of the evening Melissa told the kids to get in a circle and we would all tell a story using only one word for person. So she said, "Once..."
The other kids jumped in with "Upon....", "A..." "Time....", "There....", Was...."A...."
And then it was my turn. Now, in hindsight, I suppose I should have said something like, "boy", "girl", "man", "woman", or more than one person, or an animal the kids were familiar with. But I didn't. I wanted to see what would happen, so I said, "Caribou."
I wouldn't realize until much later that these kids either didn't know the word "caribou," or they didn't know that "caribou" is another word for "reindeer". I also forgot how infatuated some kids are with certain body functions, because the next words out of the kids' mouths were---I'm not making this up:
"Who..."
"Had..."
"A..."
"Purple..."
"Bladder...."
"Problem."
It was at that point that I started laughing; I looked over at Melissa, whose head was on the table and she started laughing, and I started laughing because she started laughing....and I couldn't see because I had tears in my eyes. (I had to excuse myself and head for the bathroom to get the rest of my laughs out, so they could finish the story and go home.) They say laughing is good exercise for the abdominal region, and it was no wonder because my torso and stomach were both stiff and sore.
When I finally came out, the caribou had somehow acquired the name Gladiator, and he had eaten a magic flower to get rid of his "purple bladder problem." I guess that's what happens when you get surprised by kids.
2006-08-02 14:36:36 · answer #2 · answered by smoke16507 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
It's a simple joke, but it made me laugh a lot. Here it is:
There was this guy with his girlfriend in a movie theater and his girlfriend would get up every five minutes to go to the bathroom because she had gas pains, but when she came back to her seat, the smell would be terrible. On the third time he said to her: Honey, why don't you lay the fart here and then go to the bathroom and shake it off there?
2006-08-02 14:15:54 · answer #3 · answered by ricardocoav 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Last time I recall the pavements were icey. I was walking down to the shops with my friend and I started slipping around all over the place on the spot for an innordinate? amount of time - felt like Fred Astaire, grabbing hold of her and screaming. Really good! Thanks for reminding me.
2006-08-02 14:17:19 · answer #4 · answered by lennylil 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, when my friend Don and I rented and watched Jackass: The Movie, Don laughed so hard at the muscle stimulators that he started coughing really hard. He stood up (still laughing and coughing) and yelled "I have to PEE!". He ran to the bathroom and I heard him hacking and coughing... then I heard the taps running.
Don was laughing so hard he threw up in my bathroom sink. But he didn't pee his pants, which is good.
2006-08-02 14:14:09 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
When I was watching Clerks 2 two weeks ago, at the part when the guy throws up in the restaurant!
2006-08-02 14:12:03 · answer #6 · answered by Samuel_311_fan 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
At my friends 50th party in his house.
He is a huge collector of logo'd golf balls. You know the ones with "pebble beach", St. Andrews Etc.
All arranged and on display in little wall racks in his basement.
We all had our gifts in little bags, nobody wraps anymore, right.
As he worked thru opening all his little bags, he was delighted to find a really exclusive collectors item golf ball in every bag.
Unfortunately one of the guys had went down and raided his wall racks and put his own golf balls in everybodies bag.
2006-08-02 14:18:52 · answer #7 · answered by robbie 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
when I was eating cornbread. Never laugh while eating cornbread. I quickly forgot what I was laughing about and so did everybody at the table. Now I'm afraid of cornbread. I have to go....... I'm having a panic attack
2006-08-02 14:20:59 · answer #8 · answered by ? 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
when i went fishing with my ex and lost his balance in the water from all the muck suckin at his feet and down he went!!!! he bounced back up outa there so fast it was like there was a trampoline down there, swearing like a sailor!!! i laughed all the way home and laughed some more while he was takin off his ucky mucky clothes!! this was so funny cuz he was all like "i'm mr. joe fisherman blahblahblah" cocky prick got his! roflmao!!!
2006-08-02 14:15:30 · answer #9 · answered by nascarmommy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not long ago, It's hard not to laugh when watching this.
http://www.gamespot.com/xbox/action/halo2/video_player.html?id=dXxmkDL-5bsNuzTW
Or this:
http://www.machinima.com/films.php?id=2038
Or this:http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/imario.php
ROFL!
but to answer your question, it was last night that I laughed hard. And i'll watch some of these again later tonight and laugh again.
2006-08-02 14:16:26 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Far too long ago...I don't think I've laughed that hard for at least 5 years.
2006-08-02 14:12:36 · answer #11 · answered by kevsf2006 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋