Serious "WHAT IF" Question, folks!! Please THINK carefully and analytically...?

Question

If you were in a cabin, located deep in the woods inhabited nearby with 10 werewolves and 10 slow-moving zombies. it is 9pm, and you are a sharpshooter, armed with standard police-issue handgun with 3 silver bullets.

Assume:
1) you are trapped here with your hot gf, who is an expert in kempo and gymnastics.
2) windows are boarded up and the place durable enough to keep the forces of evil from entering.
3) you have keys to the cabin and barn.

Parked 10 feet away is a 71 Plymouth Hemi Cuda. keys were misplaced, but you have experience lockpicking your apartment complex's laundry building. Assume the fuel tank is full.

About 40 yards away is a locked barn filled with:
- a blowtorch
- one .44 Magnum
- one 12-gauge double-barreled Remington (S-mart's top of the line)
- pair of H&K's SL8's
- a wheel barrel
- 10 gallons of fuel
- a crateful of ammunition (7 rounds of ammo for each weapon).
- one Kawasaki dirtbike
- mound of silver ore

Q: What to do in this situation?

Answer 1

Run for the barn, shooting whatever comes closest to me with the bullets I have. Might bring table legs or something from the house as well, just in case. The wolves would be fast runners, so I might need to lure them around the back of the house somehow first (possibly by waving something out a back window to get their attention off me). Lock myself in the barn. Line the inside of it with all the fuel and ammunition. Open the doors and lure them all in while I sit in the loft looking down from the dark. Throw the lit blowtorch into the fuel as I jump out the window. Then drive away laughing in the Plymouth.

Assuming there is a loft and a window in the barn, you didn't specify, but most barns have lofts and windows.

Answer 2

I would have the girlfriend attack the zombies while the guy runs and opens the barn, you both run close the door and pour some fuel in the barn put all of the stuff into the wheel barrow and run for the house. Gf will yel at them to draw attention to her and lure them into the barn. Seal up the barn pour some fuel around the barn and torch it. In the house melt down the silver and make bullets. Fill the dirtbike with the fuel load the shot gun and the Magnum as a back up. As the were wolves approach pick them off, one at a time. in the morning get on the dirtbike and ride into the sunset

Answer 3

OK, here's what I'd do. First, since werewolves revert to their human form at dawn, my hot girl friend and I see to it that everything is secure, and have our way with each other till sun up. Once it's good day light, I go out, and before the zombies can react, unlock the Plymouth and get it running. After waiting inside for a short time to let the zombies settle down, I step out on the front porch and shoot hell out of any that might still be hanging around the car. I then back the car over to the barn and quickly load the guns, ammunition, gas, and silver ore into the trunk. Having reloaded my pistol, I pull back up to the house, shoot any zombies that may have come back around, and put my hot girl friend under the wheel. I run back to the barn and hop on the dirt bike, and my girl and I beat it back to town. Once there, we sell all this loot to the highest bidder, buy a late model GM product, and drive off into the sunset.

Answer 4

If you werent worried about the house being broken into and are assuming werewolves turn to human in non full moon light and that zombies are slow and you have enough food to last a bit I would stay in the house and enjoy the company of my hot girlfriend while the werewovles eat the zombies until the morning after when the werewovles are asleep then go home

Answer 5

Pull out my boomstick on those evil undead fukcers! then I'd bring the townspeople together and break out the chemistry book in the back of the Plymouth Hemi Cuda and make some treats for the nasties!

Answer 6

Well, obviously all you have to do is bang your girlfriend (you lucky, lucky bastard). Kempo and gymnastics? So she is super flexible, huh? And no doubt in superb shape, unlike your tubby ***. And as movies have come to show us, in these situations, the sex is going to be the best you ever had. So start with the love makin'. Create that beast with two backs...

When you are both finally satisfied (after many, many hours and many more orgasms), it should be daylight. The warewolves will be back in their human form and easier to kill. Next just out run the slow-*** zombies and start hot-wiring the car. Have the greatest girl in the world blow off any of their heads if they get too close to you. Get the car started and haul *** out of there.

You save the day... Time for the hero sex... You lucky, lucky bastard.

Answer 7

Since there are no warewolves or zombies, this is not really a serious question.

However, if I was safe in the cabin I would stay there until it was light out. Warewolves and zombies don't normally run around during the day. Then break into the car, jump start it, and split.

Answer 8

I'd sleep first and wait till it's 8am in the morning and get outta that place with that bike with my gf and some but not all of the ammunition with 3 gallons of fuel.

Answer 9

open the door (throw my hot g/f outside) then run to the barn with the keys ready to open (get inside) lock barn back, then feel bad for 1 second, then I get my 12-gauge and Kawasaki dirtbike and get the hell out of there... waa laaa.........or do the boring thing and wait inside the cabin with my hot g/f until daylight hit because everyone knows zombies and werewolves don't come out at night...AND WE ALL KNOW AIN'T NO GIRL GONNA GIVE IT UP IF SHE SCARED WITH ZOMBIES AND WEREWOLVES OUTSIDE (yea know what I'm saying) ;) Vanessa

Answer 10

bring every single loaded weapon on you and gf then wait silenty or spray the fuel on the zombies/werewolves and light them if you too frustrated to look for the keys to the car. when done ride the dirtbike in the morning home and celebrate