2006-08-02 13:47:09 · 61 answers · asked by Angel_Anton 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
First I make sure there offspring is not a vampire aswell then if they are flee the country!!!!
and if she/he isn't I
bring a goat as a generous donation
in my back pack i will have garlic as a caution
also i will have a silver stake
o and i will leave before the second helpings
2006-08-02 14:00:03 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'll use garlic perfume.. ;) lol.. eat garlic.. but hey!! you knew they are vampires in the first place why did you want her to be your gf/bf? When all they want is you blood and all those stuff... huh?! having a vampire gf/bf would ruin your life!! Maybe they will make you one as well you know, to be part of the family.. ;) lol
2006-08-02 13:54:51 · answer #2 · answered by *rocker chic* 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Go to the bathroom, climb out the window,
go to the church and get some holy water,
go to the store and get some cloves of garlic, go home,
get nakid, pour the water over you and
wear the cloves of garlic while doing the "protect me from vampire's" dance..
similar to the "rain dance" but with no feathers.
Get your garlic groove on!
2006-08-02 13:53:03 · answer #3 · answered by Katherine 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
U develop a strange taste for their main course after ur gf kisses u on the neck
2006-08-02 13:51:52 · answer #4 · answered by badhair92 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I stop off and pick up a magnum of O+ to take to the dinner, instead of the Cables I'd planned on.
2006-08-02 13:54:16 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
grab a baseball bat and bash in there heads. yet what style of Zombies are they those that consume flesh, those, that consume brains or a diverse sort. each and each style of Zomb desires specific interest. yet I nonetheless my grab a blunt merchandise and bash of their heads, then set the homestead on hearth. just to make advantageous there ineffective. by the way how is the GF no longer a zomb?
2016-10-01 10:02:20 · answer #6 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Eat your food as fast as you can and then say, Ummm dinner was great but i have to get up really early in he mornng. Thanks for everything. walk towards the door and as you go to shake her fathers hand. right before you touch it, say, you all are some sick fukcs and then run like the wind. and pray that the sun is still out.
2006-08-02 13:55:05 · answer #7 · answered by me 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
if you want to keep the gf/bf then just go to dinner and behave yourself - whats the worry if you are in a public place any way :-)
2006-08-02 13:51:01 · answer #8 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wear a neck brace and tell them you were in an accident. Ask for a garlic sandwich.
2006-08-02 13:51:58 · answer #9 · answered by TCPBCP 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ask them how long they've worked for the Internal Revenue Service.
2006-08-02 13:50:22 · answer #10 · answered by Albannach 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋