You are 25. It is a very rainy day in June. You can hear the rain pound as it hits your umbrella. You can barley see in front of you as a hooded woman approaches you. The hooded woman says *In a petite voice*, "May I go under your umbrella while I walk to the pay phone?" You say sure ma'am. She says *in a petite voice*, "Oh-no I'll not a woman, I'm a man." He (?) pulls down the hood.......and you see its Michael Jackson! Your next move is..........
2006-08-02 13:41:34 · 36 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Gimmie a million or I'll say you touched my boob
2006-08-02 13:44:59 · answer #1 · answered by i_like_to_flip_yay 3 · 4⤊ 0⤋
First off I can tell the difference between a man and a woman! Second I would give him my umbrella if he lets me have some photos taken with him! I would also tell him that he is the most awesome singer, dancer and entertainer EVER!!
♥♥We Love You Michael!!!!♥♥
2006-08-02 15:27:58 · answer #2 · answered by ♥Stranger In Maine™♥ (Thriller) 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'd say, "Mr. Jackson, where's your handlers? Or have you gotten so broke you can't even afford them? And why do you need to go the pay phone. Certainly you've heard about cell phones, right?" But then, I'd walk him to the pay phone but make sure I was in clear sight just in case he'd try anything.
2006-08-02 13:48:58 · answer #3 · answered by unlvraptor 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'd shove his shoulder making him fall back a lil' and say"hey, you have more money than God,go buy an umbrella of your own perv!"then call everyone I know to say I just encountered the freak! =)
2006-08-02 13:46:36 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'll let him under the umbrella but refuse any invitation to go back to his place.
2006-08-02 13:45:59 · answer #5 · answered by malcy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Call Donald Rumsfeld, or someone at the department of Corney questions
2006-08-02 13:45:42 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Scream like a Banshee.
2006-08-02 13:44:59 · answer #7 · answered by Sakura ♥ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i'll ask what brand of cosmetics he uses.then tell him that i'm a make-up artist.i'll help him make his face more welcoming by applying eyeliner and red eye shadow,so he can be a pretty geisha princess^___^ i'll snap a picture and then sell it on ebay.i'm going to be rich.yesssss:)
2006-08-02 14:01:05 · answer #8 · answered by bumblebee_chola 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'd ask for his autograph and try to sell it on ebay. For proof of authenticity, I'd take a picture of us both with my cell phone camera. SMILE! :-D
2006-08-02 14:26:14 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Piss my pants laughing, then take a picture of his ugly mug with my cell phone's camera.
2006-08-02 13:45:23 · answer #10 · answered by satanorsanta 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋