2006-08-02 13:19:56 · 41 answers · asked by Angel_Anton 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Don't just sit there a stare and wonder why they're there? (that's the mistake they make in the movies)
DUH, RUN!
2006-08-02 13:25:00 · answer #1 · answered by BlondieJ 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
To kill zombies, you need to destroy their brains. The most surefire route is simply lopping off the cranium with a chainsaw, machete, or samurai sword. Mind the follow-through, however-- anything less than 100 percent severance just isn't good enough.
After my first Zombie encounter I did some research,and the experts say you can also try:
BLUDGEONING.
Any blunt object--from a baseball bat to a brick--wielded with suitable force at the cranium will destroy the brain. But be quick on your feet and keep your eye on the target, slugger--when you're this close to a zombie, miss even once and you might as well just hand your brains to the zombie on a silver platter.
BURNING.
Don't have the convenience of a sniper rifle to take out zombies from afar? The next best thing is a Molotov cocktail--just make sure the zombies are far enough away so they'll be reduced to ashes before they can shamble after you.
EXPLODING.
A solid technique, but one that requires heavy weaponry. In the chaos that will doubtlessly strike an urban center after a zombie infestation, make your way to a military storehouse or a morally dubious pawn shop and acquire a rocket launcher. Then shoot, load, and repeat.
If all else fails, I say... Take the Zombies to McDonalds. They LOOOVE Big Macs. I dunno!? It must be the special sauce.
2006-08-02 13:24:50 · answer #2 · answered by FitzBaker 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I back away slowly and hide behind the tombstone so that i can get a better look at the zombies. I've loved watching the zombies all my life.
2006-08-02 13:30:21 · answer #3 · answered by notyours 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
think of all the zombie movies i have ever seen and think fast about how the people in the movies killed the zombies!after i took a picture of them for proof if i survived i could say i saw zombies! LOL!☺
2006-08-02 13:33:44 · answer #4 · answered by I Luv Joel Madden!! 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wonder what the heck and laugh. I'd probably then leave them in peace and continue to walk the graveyard.
2006-08-02 13:28:54 · answer #5 · answered by Loved By Someone Above 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The 50 yard dash
2006-08-02 13:23:33 · answer #6 · answered by bigtony615 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nervously, and perhaps futilely, I would feebly attempt a joke. Then, observing the lack of effect it had, I would probably pray to disappear, try to run away, stumble and fall, and face almost certain death.
2006-08-02 13:39:32 · answer #7 · answered by Phoenix Lumbre 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Laugh because it's obviously the making of a movie. Zombies don't exist!!!
2006-08-02 13:22:55 · answer #8 · answered by M'lady 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Take them to the closest television station. Tell the world they are mine. Make billions of dollars. Sweet.
2006-08-02 13:23:12 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'd quickly grab my dictionary and realize that threw means to have thrown something....not to walk THROUGH somewhere!!! Quick, where's Webster's??
2006-08-02 13:24:49 · answer #10 · answered by terrapinqueen76 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ask them where the brain shop is and invite them over for dinner.
2006-08-02 13:37:39 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋