last month i blacked out and woke up on a cold metal table, i was dazed and confused but i remeber these strange magenta creatures poking and doing all kinds of weird things. now im 2 weeks late what are the chances that i am pregnant?
2006-08-02 13:19:56 · 40 answers · asked by Anonymous in Pregnancy & Parenting ➔ Pregnancy
well if you are you're going to be in for a shitty time.
first of all you can't abort these bast4rds, this species of alien bleed acid that will eat straight through a school bus.
secondly, you only have 3 months to live cuz when it's time it will eat through your body until it's free
2006-08-02 13:24:37 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
Well, usually aliens just probe butts....and the chances of a butt baby are pretty slim. Sounds like you were just at a frat party and the magenta creatures were probably just football players taking turns with you. So, Imma thinkin' you best get a nursey ready and line up the guys for a Maury show on "Who's My Baby Daddy?' week.
2006-08-02 13:26:26 · answer #2 · answered by Da Wizard 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Strange for sure. Maybe you should see a therapist, and an OB Doc. Where were you when you woke on the cold metal table. That sounds more like a morgue, or in a funeral home. I think you're having some bizarre dreams. Seek help.
2006-08-02 13:25:49 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
It is unlikely this occurred. You were probably having a waking dream. In a waking dream one may feel that they are awake. If you felt immobile when you were on the “metal table,” it is probable that you underwent a moment of sleep paralysis. These two occurrences can both appear simultaneously. When these instances occur it is common for Americans, or Westerners to associate this with Alien abductions. This is because the idea of being taken from your bed and experimented on by Martians is deeply engrained in our culture through movies. Different cultures explain these phenomena in different ways. In the European middle ages this anomaly was thought to be the work of the incubus, a demon that slept on the chest of sleeping women, causing them immobility. If you are "late" I suspect the cause may lie elsewere. I hope that was helpful.
2006-08-02 13:24:26 · answer #4 · answered by pinacoladasundae 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Crack is whack, sweety.
And if you're two weeks late, it's a chance your period hasen't regulated itself yet. And judging by your SPAZZYness, you're very well under 17 or something. When you're in your first or second year of starting your period, there will be times when you skip or start early and all sorts of things like that. Lmao.
Pass the crack! :D
2006-08-02 13:24:52 · answer #5 · answered by Mizzy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yup... sounds like the One Eyed One Horn Flying Purple People Eaters got you.
2006-08-02 13:29:11 · answer #6 · answered by Ashley P 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Are you kidding me??? Thank you Anna Nicole Smith....having sex with ghosts and aliens will NOT get you pregnant I'm afraid.......maybe you had sex with a real boy....then you could be pregnant! You really need to up the dose on your medication though!!
2006-08-02 13:23:20 · answer #7 · answered by Nikki 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Chances are pretty good. Those creatures were a local college fraternity.
2006-08-02 13:22:55 · answer #8 · answered by bush_kills_for_god 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hi,
it is a very good possibillty that you are.The possibilty is probaly at least 75 out af 100. Take a pragnacy test.
2006-08-02 13:28:12 · answer #9 · answered by kathy(kc) c 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pregnant with nuts maybe. Go see a psychiatrist.
2006-08-02 13:22:23 · answer #10 · answered by Christopher 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋