Can you collect Workers' Comp if you injure your wrist wacking off in the bathroom at work???

Question

I wants me some money!!!!

Answer 1

Injury incurred while inside the workplace is compensable under the Labor Code. The bathroom in the workplace is considered within this provision. Thus, you can claim for compensation.

Answer 2

Depends on a number of factors:
1. if you were fantasizing about someone at work then you are also committing sexual harassment, so it would even out.

2. If you were doing OK, no harm to anyone else but something in the bathroom distracted you from your fantasy then you can get Workman's comp and also infringement of your privacy.

3. Are you a legal immigrant or not, if not keep your mouth and your zipper shut. They'll deport you before you can COME back!!

and lastly consider the scenario that you are walking around the office thinking of sex outside the office and in your reverie you trip on the carpet fall off the stairs and become quadriplegic, I think you will make a few million. Would it be immoral to tell them what thoughts led to your "trip", I mean it could just have been thinking of how to increase productivity.

Answer 3

You will get paid.

God will pay you.

Here is proof..
BIBLE: KJV according to sourses:
What does God call them? Preach love to them? Lets see what God says, to do with them.

You have unbeliever's, Chaff, Scoffers.

An Atheist is a "scoffer". The WORD of God, clearly tells, ATHEISTS are filhty rags they are, and to stay away from them, and avoid them. We are NOT to plant seeds. God knows it is useless and that is why he tells us, "You stand firm against them" ( Jer.17:8 14:1 Iah 44:4) You disassociate them completely. Any Believer that does not abide in God's own Word, does not know God, according to God Himself.
Atheists are "chaff" A simile of the wretchedness of the wicked. Chaff is carried away by the lightest wind, and it's removal brings about cleansing by extracting what is utterly useless. (Ruth 1:22). They will NOT stand in the judgment. They will NOT be able to withstand God's wrath when He judges.( Pslams 76:7 Exra 9:15). This is not my opinion, this is God's very own Words, in the Bible. You know, the BIble? The same Bible atheist scholars quote. There is a reason God, said this. Psalms.1.1-3 Jer. 17:8 14:1 12. 1-2 18:9-10 Prov1.10-19 (vs 5) scoffers:(atheists) those who ridicule God and definatley reject His Law. Prov 1.:22 Ruth 1:22 Jer 18:7 (pull down-destroy) 1:10 (evil-calamity) 18:11

Pslams 1:
godly wisdom here, declare the final outcome of the two "ways". The paths of "sinners" (unbelievers) and the "way of the righteous. he speaks progressively of assoociation with the ungodly and participation in they're ungodly ways.

God said it. End of Story. Jesus Himself said "Let the dead bury they're dead".

Use all the Internet and Dictionaries they want to and call themselves anything they wish. God "defined" what they are by His own Holy Word.

They can hang a dog tag* around they're neck in the pits if hell itself and separate each other by name categorically.

God's Word said it. By God's definition. They are nothing but filthy rags. There is NO opinion.

Hate? Where do you get hate? If God's TRUTH is hate too you, then, so be it. You and God, can and will discuss the means of your scriptural interpretation, consisting with a man-made defacto on a motion of plea bargin I guess. I dunno.

I W I L L . P R A Y . F O R . A L L . A T H E I S T S. :)

Answer 4

Trust me, they don't. I was actually playing Yu-Gi-Oh! with a co-worker and got a little too excited when I played my Rod of the Mind's Eye from the Dark Crisis Booster pack series and sprained my wrist, so I tried making up the story to my boss that I was ticklin' the chicken. Get this: He didn't even believe me and I was fired!

Answer 5

If you can prove that the conditions of the bathroom was unsafe than maybe yes, but I think it will be hard to convince them of that seeing how wacking off is not part of you job description.

Answer 6

Not if your honest about how you got injured. Better be able to prove injury was work related. What you are trying to do is called fraud and you could be fined and/or jail time if they want to pursue it.

Answer 7

Yes, but I would imagine the embarresment of telling the situation would not be worth the money.

Answer 8

Lol. That'd be funny if you took that to court and got a lawyer to argue your side.

Answer 9

no but you should be able 2

Answer 10

well jacking off isnt exactly work related so that would prob be a no