2006-08-02 12:27:58 · 22 answers · asked by Angel_Anton 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
I wade into those little piggies swinging my two handed vorpal bastard sword, confident that my +9 armor of protection and my ability to cause fear in my enemies (I'm chaotic evil btw) will break their will to fight and send them all fleeing before me. Afterward I feast on the bodies of the slow ones who fell under my blade.
2006-08-02 12:34:17 · answer #1 · answered by eggman 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Get away before they notice me, get my family to a safe place, then call the police and tell them there is a bomb where the army actually is, since I know that would get them moving better then my tale of orcs and hobbits.
2006-08-02 19:32:50 · answer #2 · answered by Mr. Bojangles 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Run fast. Go and alert the realm's paladins, rangers, priests and wizards that orc scum is fast approaching! Organize an army of your own and meet them on the field of battle. Stain the earth with their black blood.
2006-08-02 19:33:11 · answer #3 · answered by ardra71 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice question!
first i'd press x triangle triangle to activate the orc hewer supermove, and then probably press R2 to parry AND kill an attacking orc which would elevate me to perfect mode and i'd annihilate them ALL. All this done with legolas or gandalf, of course
psh, look at all those n00b answers before me..
2006-08-02 19:33:34 · answer #4 · answered by deluxe_pow 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oops, I Wet My Pants
2006-08-02 19:31:23 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Bend over and kiss my poor sorry unlucky buttocks goodby!
2006-08-02 19:34:16 · answer #6 · answered by fishing66833 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Let them come. Show them no mercy... for you shall receive none! Forth Eorlingas!
2006-08-02 19:42:03 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cast a spell and turn them to stone!
2006-08-02 19:34:27 · answer #8 · answered by Jerry T 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'd call for Gandalf to magic me away.
2006-08-02 19:34:38 · answer #9 · answered by hedgehog 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Give them the finger and RUN for my freaking life!!!
2006-08-02 19:32:03 · answer #10 · answered by Jennifer 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋