my wife is fat and very lazy, she never cleans house or herself...she just sits infront of computer all day and night. How can I get her to clean herself?
2006-08-02 12:25:49 · 31 answers · asked by soollddiieerr 1 in Family & Relationships ➔ Marriage & Divorce
You need to show her some attention. Your attitude probably causes her to rebel. Ask her to join you in the shower,..save water ;)
2006-08-02 12:32:56 · answer #1 · answered by Maha E 1 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I hope you're serious. Tell her she smells bad...and maybe the fact is that she is fat....but there are tons of fat girls out there that take care of themselves....and she could take the time to clean up, shave, do her hair......etc...
Girly girls are not always skinny....there are skinny slobs too...
Tell her to take some pride in herself as she is right now....and get off the freaking computer....her laying on the computer too!!! That takes time away from your marriage...She needs to clean up and pay attention to you!!
Fat girls can be gorgeous....Beauty comes in self assurance and good attitude....
I think if she just took the time to feel beautiful, you just may adore her, no matter what her weight....
2006-08-02 19:36:33 · answer #2 · answered by keeperlast 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
First, i would buy her some good smelling soaps and shampoo/conditoners and some perfume and candles. I personally love Glo by JLo and Candies for her. Both smell really really good.
Second, i would take away the internet for a month and surprise her with the soaps. Then ask her to use them especially "down there" and offer to eat her out once she is clean. She might be more willing to do things if you are more willing to touch her again.
2006-08-02 19:33:28 · answer #3 · answered by ziggunerin 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well i am not an expert but,u know what,put something that really stinks on her head then she'll immediately go have a bath.this should work out.but as far as clening the house is concerned, can do the same before u leave for ur work.by the time u get back it should be clean.keep doing htis till she changes.tihs should actually work out.
ok all the best
chris
2006-08-02 20:44:14 · answer #4 · answered by BLR_DEHRADUN 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That sounds psychological. Hard to believe, but people can become addicted to anything...even computers. If she's got that bad of a computer/internet jones, you can either talk to her about it and see if you can get some help for her, or, leave her. It really is that cut and dried. She'll either give enough of a damn for her marriage, and family, or she'll put the addiction first. Give her a choice. Either she straightens up, and agrees to get help, or you're shipping out!
Good Luck!
2006-08-02 19:38:22 · answer #5 · answered by kadara 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Computer addiction is actually a real problem for people today. Ask her out to dinner, go somewhere nice. She will want to look nice to go out. Start taking walks with her in the evening. That will create time for you together, and help her with the weight problem. Tell her you love her and that you want the attractive woman you married back.
2006-08-02 19:32:06 · answer #6 · answered by shannon d 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is one way that works very well..You take her to the self serve car wash ask her to get out and hose her down with the pressure keep water in her eyes that way she cant run..Works every time bet she will start taking a shower every evening after this..
End of story
2006-08-02 19:59:03 · answer #7 · answered by canuticklemepink 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Have the fire department come over and spray her down with a fire hose... it will clean her off and hopefully trash her computer so she can actually do something else for a change.
2006-08-02 19:30:08 · answer #8 · answered by Physh 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I am very curious as to what your hygiene habits are like. If you are fat, if you stink, if you just sit in front of the computer. Maybe she learned from you? Did you ever just tell her she stinks? Try it.
2006-08-03 08:33:40 · answer #9 · answered by badgurl 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Make a cake......Place cake in the bath tub......Leave the door to the bathroom open so that she could smell the cake.....she will eventually go to the cake like flies to crap.......then while she is in there eating the cake.....turn the water on.....and squirt dishwashing detergent on her......Good Luck
2006-08-02 20:12:46 · answer #10 · answered by Just a guy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What do you do all day while she's doing nothing, talking to others about her on Yahoo? You have no respect for your wife or you would be talking to her about your problems instead of making fun of her to us. You're a loser.....
2006-08-02 19:32:01 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋