Or after someone has made you a meal
2006-08-02 12:25:03 · 58 answers · asked by Pretty Brown Eyes 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
damn this sucks.
it is dead yet?
why is it still moving?
it taste like feet?
at least i can throw it up later..
i think we should order out?
i just sneezed in the food.
oops i drop it.
it is supposed to be green?
call 911.
the dog won't even eat it.
help it's sticking to my hands!
it's looking back at me.
and my favorite...
am I going to die from this?
2006-08-02 12:32:05 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
From my boys, only, I always get:"Mom, you know, I can't eat onions, or you know, I dont like tomatoes, or I cant eat hamburger, or I already ate" , its not all the time, but, I got to a point to where I was tired, of depriving myself & my daughter's, of onions, and tomatoes, and things the boys didn't like!!! And just started adding them, and I just tell them, to take them, out, now!!! There just to darn, picky, for me!! And I've been told I'm a pretty good cook, from people, and my ex husband !! Because, they weren't "Picky-Eaters", like my boys are........ I think another, thing, thats rude, is when someone might tell you, they wanted their food cooked a "Certain Way" or, another is: When you get, we're not having that again,for dinner, we just had that last night !! Its all very "Rude", if you ask me, especially if you "Slaved" in the kitchen, half the night to prepare, this nice meal, for them, only to hear, "Rude-Words" its just "Out-Right-Rude"!! I feel, dont you?
2006-08-02 12:57:39 · answer #2 · answered by Hmg♥Brd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
After someone cooks you a meal: Is that your bandaid in the soup?
2006-08-02 12:28:38 · answer #3 · answered by westernndguy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Man ! Do not go into the bathroom for at least 30 minuets. I just took a big healthy crap. Oh ! I forgot to wash my hands, be right back.
2006-08-02 12:31:27 · answer #4 · answered by Trick69 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I took a dump earlier, and my finger poked through the toilet paper. Oh yeah, honey, can you pick up some hand soap at the store later? We're out.
2006-08-02 12:30:20 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Whats for Breakfast
2006-08-02 12:30:47 · answer #6 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I put my blood sweat and tears into this meal. Yummy.
Oh by the way we're out toilet paper and hand soap.
2006-08-02 13:32:33 · answer #7 · answered by Red Yeti 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I lost a bandaid somewhere.
Have you seen the cat
come out holding a sock "I know something didn't smell right"
I can come up with lots
2006-08-02 12:29:16 · answer #8 · answered by purplebutterflyhippie04 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
with spoon perched on cheek looking into the pot....HUN!..i thank they was some bugs in tha food afore i cooked it but i believe them thangs is dead after roastin' fer an hour!...now dig in and watch them legs!...they are ruff goin' down by the ol'e wind pipe!...lol thats good ol'e southern laungage for ya lol...love daisy
2006-08-02 18:33:50 · answer #9 · answered by crazy_daisy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
D a wg where did that rat go. Meaning your dinner date.
2006-08-02 12:27:54 · answer #10 · answered by tensnut90_99 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋