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2006-08-02 12:09:03 · 29 answers · asked by Henry 5 in Science & Mathematics Physics

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1. Get a cat.

(Hear me through)

2. Get bread.

You now have your supplies.

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Put one (1) slice raw toast (bread) in the toasting apparatus. Proceed to cook your raw toast. Whence it is done cooking, remove it from the toasting apparatus. It may be toasty. Quickly apply butter, margarine, or the grey matter known as "I can't believe it's not butter." Then get some two (2) sided tape. Proceed to track down your feline. Apply the tape to the feline, and apply the toast (buttery side up) to the feline with the tape. Wa-la. An anti gravity machine.

Explanation:
Cats always land on their feet, do they not?
Toast always lands butter side down, does it not?
So, they are fighting eachother to be facing down. Correct, no?

I have an animation of this somewhere, it's great but you can't post pics. :(

2006-08-02 12:22:58 · answer #1 · answered by The Bacon Baron 3 · 5 2

Anti Gravity Belt

2016-11-07 08:40:53 · answer #2 · answered by moultry 4 · 0 0

You again Batzoid? Here goes.
Ignore all answers saying "you can't", or "the technology doesn't exist". They are right but they are hopelessly unimaginative.
I have just responded to your magnetism/gravity question, I suggest you read that first.
An anti-gravitational belt - what does that do?
- it repels the gravity effect found in our Universe.

Once upon a time, our Universe was big-banged into existance with, what we popularily call them, solely positive particles. Some very clever theoretical and much more pragmatic experimental physicians have predicted and created (in "secret" laboratories LOL) anti-matter: negative particles.

Sub-atomically, there is a little beastie called the "Gravitron" which (and I am not a theoretical physician so I don't know how) causes gravity.

If Gravity exists in our Universe because of (positive) Gravitrons, then by my limited powers of deduction, anti-gravitrons (negative) must exist (or the possibility of them existing is ok).

Therefore, if you can find a supplier of anti-gravitons, you could feasibly manufacture a anti-gravity belt.

Probably not in our lifetime, but you could always check on eBay.

Seriously (?), your famous belt would need to be a anti-gravitron generator, and that would take more energy than you would be comfortable to be next to and very expensive.

Can I suggest you take up hot air ballooning instead?

2006-08-02 22:58:40 · answer #3 · answered by David R 3 · 0 0

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Are you having back pains, ga? There are now some contraceptions (sometimes called anti-gravity belt) that chiropractors and PTs/OTs use to correct lumbar problems. But maybe what you need is just a nice massage. hehehe. If you mean the anti-gravity belt that would allow you to walk in the Moon, I'll try to get you one the next time I visit NASA (just 40 minutes from our house). Are you a size 40? hahaha

2016-04-07 10:19:29 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Contact the star-trek gang
Seriously, there are several patents on anti-gravity and the Discovery channel had an excellent program on it. It is not B.S. A check scientist made some dramatic discoveries in the 1930's and the Germans worked on it at the Czech Skoda Industrial comples. The U.S. military raced through Post W.W. 2 Germany grabbin anything and anyone that worked on those projects because they made significant headway in it. Muc h of the technology is still classified and the U.S. stills spends big $ on the technology.
Dan.

2006-08-02 12:16:56 · answer #5 · answered by Dan S 6 · 0 0

You can't. The technology doesn't currently exist. And you most likely wouldn't want to have anything that cancels out the effect of gravity because you would fly out into space at 30 km per second. If you would prefer to stay a couple feet from the earth's surface, then you'd want something that would levitate you. And the technology for that is still in development. They can levitate frogs with massive amounts of electricity, but they haven't got to people yet (too big).

2006-08-02 12:22:21 · answer #6 · answered by switzerlandiscool 2 · 0 0

step 1. take a gravity belt step 2 . fill the gravity belts brain with lies and propaganda regarding gravity step 3.join a hate group like a-g-a (ANTI GRAVITY ALIGN).

by following these simple steps you will make an anti gravity belt.

ps.these steps all so apply to race a religion.

2006-08-02 12:15:18 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

It's impossible to physically create a device that can repel one of the greatest forces in the universe, although you can defy it. by attatching enough helium to lift you off the ground to an ordinary belt, you will achieve greatness. Doing what no man has been able to do without something larger than 25,000 foot-pounds of thrust and a wingspan of 120 feet: Defying gravity.

2006-08-02 12:21:28 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Purchase any belt, then you would have to attach large magnets probably the size of a car or bus.

You have to stand in the flux lines of the magnetic lines of the earth, flip the positive to face the negative of the flux lines, and BAM!!! Anti gravity.

Problem is finding a magnet the size of a bus, without attracting other objects.

2006-08-02 12:16:33 · answer #9 · answered by stewart_pittman 2 · 0 0

1. Take one ordinary belt

2. Make a large buckle that spells "GRAVITY"

3. Make a red circle around the buckle with a diagonal line going through it (like this: Ø)

4. Wear it while chanting "Down with Gravity! Down with Gravity!"

2006-08-02 12:17:02 · answer #10 · answered by BigD 2 · 0 0

take a 2 pound perfectly circular globe of super dense non ferrous metal insert a ferrous metal cor surround with a circular electro magnet attach to a distributor that can time the magnetic pulses attach a power source(hydrogen power cell)and then attach an adjustable switch to control the power (don't wanna gt hit with objects attracted to your new gravity field) In Theory any way

2006-08-02 12:44:09 · answer #11 · answered by red_d20 1 · 0 0

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