2006-08-02 11:34:09 · 12 answers · asked by chuckynjwvu 2 in Home & Garden ➔ Other - Home & Garden
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2006-08-02 11:40:36 · answer #1 · answered by greentree 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
I suggest you don't waste your time.
I've got a no soliciting sign on my door, and apparently people who are stupid enough to take those kind of jobs don't understand the meaning of the word "soliciting". I can understand if it's some little kid, but the sign has pretty much failed to deter any of the other idiots. It's pathetic.
2006-08-02 18:39:05 · answer #2 · answered by Steven B 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
NO SOLICITING!
(Unless you are someone under the age of 12 selling something sweet, like cookies or candy, at a price not to exceed $2.00, for your scout troop, sports team, or church group. I’m sympathetic to child slave labor, I like kids, and I like cookies even better.)
But if you do not fall into that category, I don’t want your magazine because I already have a subscription. I don’t want your newspaper because I already get it. I do not want to pay you to run, walk, swim, jog, jog-walk, swim-jog, or walk-run. I do not want to pay you to cure AIDS. I don’t want to fund your fraternity’s trip to Mexico. I genuinely hope that together we can help stop female breast cancer, and while I’ll be more than happy to give you a free exam, I do not want to pay you to examine others. I do not want a “trial” anything. I do not want to pay you to leave me alone, that’s what this sign is for. I do not want you to keep standing in front of my door, reading this sign in the hopes that I might have posted an exception for your particular breed of leech. If you want my money, feel free to try robbing me. I carry a knife with a 4-inch blade and will gladly extend your smile to your ears. Thank you, and the best of luck screwing over my neighbors.
2006-08-02 18:38:53 · answer #3 · answered by anonymous 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The dark side's answer was what I was going to say. lol
You could always draw a pic of a salesman or some sort and put him in a circle with a slash through it. LOL!
2006-08-02 18:39:51 · answer #4 · answered by sherijgriggs 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I rather like "Trespassers will be shot".
Not that it ever does me any good...they ring the bell, and I not only fail to shoot them, but half the time buy whatever they are selling.
Oh, well.
2006-08-02 18:38:28 · answer #5 · answered by silvercomet 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A friend of mine had "Warning, attack dog on duty. Violators will be shot, survivors will be eaten."
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2006-08-02 18:43:13 · answer #6 · answered by Voice 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No Link but
"If You Don't Belong Here -
Don't Be Long Here!"
2006-08-02 18:38:54 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Beware of inhabitants who hate salesflies.
2006-08-02 18:38:43 · answer #8 · answered by Nani 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
We shoot every third salesman and the second one just left.
2006-08-02 18:39:28 · answer #9 · answered by willy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
try " Tresspasers will be shot survivers shot agian"
2006-08-02 18:38:02 · answer #10 · answered by ? 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋