serious question for guys only really?

Question

any good tips on how 2 make jaking off better only post if u do have a technique or a opinion on how 2 do improve it.

Answer 1

In India they use a long pin with a ball on the end of it and stick it in and out of the penis. I heard of someone useing a piece of candle wax. It broke off inside them and caused huge pain and had to be taken in ER only to have his whole family see the xray and have to explain it.

Someone else I knew would sit at the bottom of the pool with their *** stuck up against the drain. The drain sucks gallons of water a second. He would pull his trunks down and sit down there forever. He did it so often he could hold his breath for a really long time. He said it felt great, like shitting a never-ending turd. One time he stayed down there for a little to long trying to extend his pleasure and when he tried to get up he couldn't. Something had a hold of him. He got his feet under him and pushed and pushed until he could see something actually had ahold of his ***. It looked like a snake or some kind of eel or something. He kept pushing and his lungs began to burn. Getting desperate now he reached down and grabbed the thing and bit it. It felt like a sausage filled with peanut butter. He finally chewed threw it and he saw something come out of it that looked like the vitamin he took this morning. And thats when he realized that he had just bit off half of his small intestines. He had sat on the drain for so long that it sucked them right out of him. From then on he was know as "Gut-free".

So my advice would be to stick with the basic technique or turn your hand around so it feels like someone else is doing it.

Answer 2

There are weird techniques to increase your pleasure... basically for some reason the pleasure is much more intense if the body is partly starved of oxygen. This is further increased by a sudden ingestion of citric acid (eg. lemon or orange juice) at the "right moment". This is called Auto-Erotic Asphixiation (AEA), also known as "scarfing".

The least dangerous approach is therefore to hold your breath and bite on a lemon at the moment of climax (personally I think I'd feel like a complete idiot sitting there with a lemon in my mouth having a w**k)

Others techniques should NOT be attempted unless you REALLY know what you're doing (and there's no way I'm going into details) except to say that a guy I knew when I was at university was found naked and dead in his room with a silk scarf round his neck and a slice of lemon in his mouth. Self strangulation to heighten sexual pleasure is liable to to KILL you sooner or later.

See http://www.newsmedianews.com/milligan.shtml for the report on the death of a Member of the UK Parliament who met a similar fate.

Just think how embarassing it would be if you were found like that... I would die of embarrasment!

Answer 3

Im not a guy, But I have a couple of tips for you. Me and my boyfriend communicate when Im giving him a hand job, So I can know what feels good to him. First off, any kind of lotion, lubercant, or something such as baby oil helps. But make sure It wont burn the tip of your pen*is if it comes in contact with the slip at the top. lay your hand out flat touching the head of your shaft. Then move it in a rotation like you are opening a pill bottle where you press down and twist. Like I said im not a guy, but I hope this helped

Answer 4

First, get some KY gel. Then get on all fours and slowly work your tool, and don't forget the anal area - soo stimulating. After you've worked yourself up, get a pillow and slowly start rubbing your c*o*c*k* against it - like your making love to it. At the same time lift your butt in the air and slowly & gently move your finger around your hole - and then slowly start pushing it in as you hump the pillow. Now, don't forget your nuts. Gently pull on them as you make love to your a*s*s* and sensually tickle them with the tips of you finger. Learn what combination and order works best and soon you'll be c*u*m*m*ing like never before! Good Luck.

Answer 5

A Serious answer.
Follow the instructions of this video...
http://media.putfile.com/Make-your-own-Vagina-

This is the millionth time that this question has been asked.
Thanks for the 2 pts.

Answer 6

stick a smooth rod up your dink and wire it to a spark plug wire. Start the engine! In just a matter of seconds,, ,, ,, ,, you will no longer be a threat to the gene pool

Answer 7

put a finger in ur asss while u doing this u disgusting hommio

Answer 8

um... i have one tip

jack off, and when u feel ur bout to orgasmm, hold an ice cube agenst the bottom of ur dick

Answer 9

dude, what is it with you and these questions about anal sex and jacking off. You need to get a life

Answer 10

I can answer all the questions I want. How bout that?