10 points if you make me laugh
2006-08-02 10:17:42 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Other - Society & Culture
Go suck a nut
2006-08-02 10:54:03 · answer #1 · answered by Mr.Death 5 · 6⤊ 2⤋
A heavyset woman walks into a hotel and asks the clerk how to get back to 250 (meaning a nearby highway).
The clerk tells her to try Weight Watchers.
2006-08-02 17:39:31 · answer #2 · answered by Joker 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Short and funny? Danny DeVito.
2006-08-02 17:22:30 · answer #3 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You gotta Z on you bra but i dont call you a zebra.
LOLOLOL. Im sorry but thats the best i got.
I got the idea from Andy milonakis (spelling?).
I have other ones too.
You got a pot on you head, but i dont call you a pothead.
You gotta hare on you lip but i dont call you a hairlip.
You gotta butt on you head but i dont call you a butthead.
2006-08-02 17:21:17 · answer #4 · answered by rawrrr! 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I knew a guy thought he was doing laundry. But he realize he was washing his clothes with gasoline.
2006-08-02 17:28:38 · answer #5 · answered by Mattman 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you're cheese slid right off your cracker.... or The wheels spinning but the hamsters dead!
2006-08-02 17:25:56 · answer #6 · answered by amylr620 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm as nervous as a whore in church.
2006-08-02 17:27:35 · answer #7 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋