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2006-08-02 09:37:31 · 11 answers · asked by xxsoccerstar950xx 2 in Entertainment & Music Other - Entertainment

its nothing perverted......................jeez

2006-08-03 05:27:38 · update #1

11 answers

Pretend they are paying attention to what a woman says.

Oh wait, you wrote 1 year, not 25 years.

2006-08-02 09:42:28 · answer #1 · answered by Sebring Sage 5 · 0 0

Accept responsibility for their actions.

This normally happens between the ages of 0 and 1.

The other 74 remaining years, it's always someone else's fault.

If you remind them that they used to be responsible between the ages of 0 and 1, they say: 'nope, don't remember that.'

Either that, or shaving. Or thinking about sex. Or thinking about shaved sex. Mmmmmmmmm.

PS: It's DEFINITELY NOT 'scratch their nuts'. I've spent more than nine years on that already. And still counting.

2006-08-02 16:44:06 · answer #2 · answered by Bowzer 7 · 0 0

It's a little known fact that all men transform into lobsters. This process takes exactly one year.

2006-08-02 16:44:53 · answer #3 · answered by TKO 3 · 0 0

Think about sex?
It's got to be something along those lines, seeing as how it's being asked by a woman...

2006-08-02 16:40:56 · answer #4 · answered by Aaron 1 · 0 0

Watch NFL football?

2006-08-02 17:06:14 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Drink their meals from a nipple. Before some nasty woman switches them to a bottle.

2006-08-03 00:53:29 · answer #6 · answered by 42ITUS™ 7 · 0 0

Think with the right head...the one on top of their shoulders...

2006-08-02 16:43:08 · answer #7 · answered by vdubbchick 4 · 0 0

1) Answer questions by stupid Yenta's
2) masterbait
3) watch porn

2006-08-02 16:43:04 · answer #8 · answered by Aces N 8's 2 · 0 0

saying that they understand women folk

2006-08-02 16:43:21 · answer #9 · answered by GuRiYa 3 · 0 0

look at porn on the internet

2006-08-02 16:40:48 · answer #10 · answered by Kutekymmee 6 · 0 0

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