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2006-08-02 09:09:46 · 8 answers · asked by Ravenfire 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Other - Entertainment
Q: How do you change a blonde's mind?
A1: Blow in her ear.
A2: Buy her another beer.
2006-08-02 12:29:08 · answer #1 · answered by xbilbiex 2 · 7⤊ 0⤋
once a man thought to buy a washing machine. so he plans to visit a shop. he says to the seller man that how much is that machine. then the seller man says that ' " no i wont sell u that' "
then the man thinks thatmaybe my appearance is not so good.
so he changes his appearance a lot of times but still the seller
doesnt sells him. then the person asks him that what is the problem. then the seller says that u always stand in front of the refrigerator and says that how much is the washing machine.
2006-08-02 16:49:36 · answer #2 · answered by . 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To prove to the squirrel it can be done.
2006-08-02 16:14:25 · answer #3 · answered by Brooke 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have a great diet. You are allowed to eat anything you want. But you must eat it with naked fat people.
2006-08-02 16:24:56 · answer #4 · answered by kllyswb 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL ok.....why did the baby cross the road?.......it was stapled to the chicken.......what's worse than a pile of dead babies?? A live one in the middle eating it's way out. what else u want??
2006-08-02 16:19:04 · answer #5 · answered by Tom 1 · 0⤊ 2⤋
(this is a yo momma joke it is not about your mamma)
ok here it goes..
"Yo momma so fat...when she saw the schoolbus come down the street she said...STOP THAT TWINKIE!!"
2006-08-02 16:15:20 · answer #6 · answered by Tigers Gal! 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
then i dont have any jokes i can tell
2006-08-02 16:12:50 · answer #7 · answered by Laura B 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
go to killsometime.com.
you will laugh your buns off
2006-08-02 16:20:02 · answer #8 · answered by Michelle F 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋