2006-08-02 09:04:32 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
That he lost his virginity before his dad did!
2006-08-02 11:06:54 · answer #1 · answered by ~*Pamcake*~ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart Disease 2. Chuck Norris 3. Cancer
2006-08-02 16:08:30 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain
2006-08-02 16:17:13 · answer #3 · answered by geejtopia 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.
2006-08-02 16:09:12 · answer #4 · answered by ohsaxylady 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He waits.
2006-08-02 16:07:56 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The helicopter was invented after watching Norris do 8 roundhouse kicks in a row...
2006-08-02 16:08:16 · answer #6 · answered by James R 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Chuck Norris can blow bubbles with beef jerky!
2006-08-02 16:11:57 · answer #7 · answered by Fox Paws 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Chuck Norris can set an ant on fire with a magnifying
glass....At night!!!
2006-08-02 16:10:14 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
superman wears chuck norris underwear
2006-08-02 16:09:05 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
the fact that I don't watch his movies
2006-08-02 16:07:51 · answer #10 · answered by TheDoctor 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋