How many wives admit to breaking wind in front of the husband? How does he react?

Answer 1

Sure, I do it. Its unavoidable. He always makes this face that makes me laugh hysterically. I tease him because my farts are manlier than his.

Answer 2

In my house it is common place to rank them on a scale of 1 -10. Neither my husband or I have any issues with it. We just let it go when it needs to go. We only have 2 rules, #1 no pulling the covers over the other persons head and #2 if it is more than just air the one who let it go changes the sheets!

Answer 3

Honey, when you get married, if you have a stable relationship, your husband sees and hear things that nobody but him will see and hear and vice versa. That's life, marriage is 2 people becoming one. There's nothing to hide.

Answer 4

My wife does it every morning when she wakes up and just lying in bed before getting ready for work. I just turn the other way and try to relax for another 30 min.

Answer 5

I used to do it so much it made him look bad. He actually used to tell me that I broke wind like a guy...don't do it anymore though...break wind like a guy... like a girl, I "fluff".

Answer 6

I do it and my husband always acts like he's going to pass out, or he goes and opens the window. He's a dork!

Answer 7

When my wife does I say "Well, that's very Lady-like"! Made her laugh the first 400 times...

Answer 8

I do and he doesn't react - we've known each other since Jr. High, we are now in our 30's - we've seen and done it all.

Answer 9

I do. He sometimes laughs if it was a funny one.