2006-08-02 08:57:05 · 44 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Of course we do and admit it. Usually in bed.
My wife once said to me after a particularly bad rasper,'
"How dare you break wind in front of me"
I said "I'm sorry my dear. I didn't know it was your turn!".
2006-08-02 08:59:18 · answer #1 · answered by quatt47 7 · 0⤊ 2⤋
I do it constantly. I have an intestinal disease which augments my windbreaking abilities beyond my control. As if anyone has control. Girls can squeeze it off for hours on end, which is why they bloat. It is a matter of courtesy to not give the dutch oven and leave the room when the wind starts picking up. But you shouldn't be shocked by body functions. What is MORE shocking is when chicks drop a duece with the bathroom door open and the fan off. WTF?
2006-08-02 09:02:16 · answer #2 · answered by cannon1977 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My bf does it all the time. I just don't pay any atttention anymore. If it smells too bad I get out of bed and leave the room for a few mins. Once I thought he was going to have a bowel movement right in the middle of the floor. That's what it sounded like.
2006-08-02 09:03:24 · answer #3 · answered by Jacks036 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The first time i broke wind in front of my new girlfriend, we were both in bed. It was either early in the morning or really late at night. I could have sworn she was asleep and i just couldn't hold it anymore, so i let it rip. She started laughing hysterically and said, "did you just fart?" I ignored and pretended i was alseep. She shook me and said "babe, did you just fart?" and i was like "what?" and she was laughing saying "you just farted!" I'm glad she laughed and wasn't disgusted. Now that the ice is broken, i'm not shy about farting in front of her, but i don't do it all the time.
2006-08-02 09:09:53 · answer #4 · answered by VetteLeo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sure all the time! You don't really know a woman until you are comfortable passing gas in front of her. Heck sometime I even pull the cover over her head after wards to really bust her chops! Lots of fun!
2006-08-02 09:02:59 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't know about that, but I would like to know something similar.
The last day of work for a guy that I worked with, when he came at the end of the day to say goodbye to me, he forced out a fart. We used to flirt alot, but it never amounted to anything - just fun. So why did he do that?
2006-08-02 09:00:59 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
They don't have to admit to it: they just do it. I react with disgust, but after all this time, he's not gonna change. He's a good guy otherwise, but this does bug me because it's so rude and disgusting and he wouldn't do it around anyone else.
2006-08-02 09:02:53 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Here's what I do. While lying in bed, I'll spit a luggie towards the ceiling, right above her head. When she pulls the blankets over her head to avoid the hocker, I let one rip and hold her down there untill she passes out. Thank you and good night.
2006-08-02 09:06:29 · answer #8 · answered by El Duderino 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
There's not much need to admit to anything most of the time - it's usually pretty obvious who "dealt it". Most of the time she is good-natured about it, but it depends on her mood in general. On occasion she gets quite irate. Every now and then she is guilty herself, in which case the tables are turned.
2006-08-02 09:00:50 · answer #9 · answered by zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'll freely admit an occasional fart. The reaction is directly proportional to the odor.
2006-08-02 09:02:20 · answer #10 · answered by David D 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋