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12:00 am- You wake up and greet the new day by drinking a cup of tea and reciting the prayers of the Tibetan monks.

2:30 am- You now go for a stroll in the park, where you see two squirrels battling over what you presume to be food, you laugh at this briefly and continue walking.

3:00 am- You stop by Walgreens to pick up your prescription- it's always best to get there before the line does. On your way home, you get side tracked and stop to contemplate the grass (this may take a while).

6:00 am- It's breakfast time! You go to the cupboard and ponder your choices, after weighing the consequences of each choice and you decide on a plain bagel with garlic cream cheese and some salmon.

7:00 am- You decide watch a pre-recorded episode of Star Trek, and you choose Deep Space Nine.

8:00 am- Now the humans are starting to wake, you think that it might be a good idea to turn on those sprinklers (that'll stave them off for a little while). In the meantime, you read Harry Potter.

9:45 am- The sprinklers have shut off, and the old woman from across the street brings you a casserole, it's tuna, or perhaps chicken? You eat the mysterious casserole while singing along to Elton John.

11:00 am- You decide to alphabetize the spices.

12:00 pm- Huzza! the day is half way done! You do a two hour dance to celebrate.

2:00 pm- You realize you just wasted two hours of your life doing an imaginary victory dance, you sulk away and make a sandwich.

3:00 pm- You are done pouting, now it is time to go to the market and fetch a new coat.

5:00 pm- After the tedious process of selecting a coat you decide that you need some relaxation time, so you take a nap.

7:30 pm- You invite a few friends over for dinner and discuss the reality of house plants.

10:00 pm- Your guests have left and now you decide watch an hour of Mythbusters.

11:00 pm- They make eel skin wallets?! You decide that it is crucial that you go buy one of these magnificent creations.

11:59 pm- You are back form buying the ingenious wallet, and you realize the day is almost over, you take this last moment to reflect on your day, and in that instant the world ends.

2006-08-02 16:27:30 · answer #1 · answered by Twilight Elf 4 · 4 1

You'll probably blaze a message across the sky wihch reads: "Just because the Mayans thought the end of the world was 2012 does not mean it is. There are hundreds of endtime dates by hundreds of civilizations, most occuring long ago. But you are all still here, so shut up and get back to living."

2006-08-02 16:01:49 · answer #2 · answered by Christopher S 1 · 1 0

In 2012 you'll face possibility of prostate massage by doc with unbelievably thick and huge fingers...for you it would be the end of the world.After 15 minutes of that brutal procedure you'll have another opportunity meet Me face to face and discuss 2012 issue. Another God

2006-08-02 21:14:25 · answer #3 · answered by Oleg B 6 · 0 0

a going away party - December 23, 2012

2006-08-02 15:58:06 · answer #4 · answered by }pixie{ 4 · 0 0

God says in the Bible that...
"...your ways are different from mine... nor do your thinking..."
We cannot surely guess what God might be planning because He is the only omniscient and omnipotent God. all i can say is that all His plans are for the best. It says in Jeremiah 29:11...
"For I know the plans i have for you..declares the Lord...plans to prosper you and not to harm you...plans to give you hope and a future."

2006-08-02 16:02:32 · answer #5 · answered by veis 1 · 0 0

A Bar Mitzvah!

2006-08-02 18:04:04 · answer #6 · answered by guppy 3 · 0 0

The end of the world?

2006-08-02 15:57:16 · answer #7 · answered by Thomas F 3 · 0 0

You are going to move to higher ground.
After the San Andreas Fault lets go, the center of the US will go back to being an inland sea.

2006-08-02 15:59:27 · answer #8 · answered by Nosy Parker 6 · 0 0

A birthday party!

2006-08-02 16:38:34 · answer #9 · answered by matt 3 · 0 0

Your graduation?A trip around the world?
A wedding?

2006-08-02 15:58:15 · answer #10 · answered by lostgrandma1967 2 · 0 0

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