Whoever gives me the funniest answer (it can be a joke, or a story or a funny saying or anything) will win..there is no particular question..just want to know what is on people's minds...
2006-08-02 08:50:10 · 5 answers · asked by vdubbchick 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Other - Entertainment
Where did you get those coconuts?
We found them over there, back in the woods?
That's impossible, coconuts are a tropical fruit, we're in a temperate zone!
Well, the swallow is not native to our land, yet when they migrate they are no strangers to our land.
Are you suggesting that coconuts migrate!
No, but suppose thay were carried?
By a swallow? Impossible! How would it grip it?
By the husks.
No, no! it's not where but how, also it's a simple problem of ratio, a 5 ounce bird cannot carry a 1 pound coconut!
Well maybe 2 European swallows would be able to.....
No, how would they hold it between themselves, under the alining dorsal tail feathers? Simply out of the question!
Well an African swallow might be able to carry it?
An African swallow yes, but the African swallow is non migratory!
(Yes it's wierd and rather random, but so is your question)
2006-08-02 09:13:11 · answer #1 · answered by Cayla 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I dono nothin funny but i know a cute saying! it goes like this... this guy gave a girl 12 roses and one was fake. he said when the last rose died so would his love for her. but since one was fake it would nrever die. so basicly it is a cute way of saying i will always love you!!!
2006-08-02 16:00:00 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's not a problem I will help you get your thing out of that hole and don't worry I wont tell your momma.
2006-08-02 15:59:26 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The answer is C0ck Robin.
The question is. "What's that you've stuck up my @ss Batman?"
2006-08-02 15:57:09 · answer #4 · answered by quatt47 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hmmmmm......................................
2006-08-02 15:55:20 · answer #5 · answered by Rachel. 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋