2006-08-02 08:29:19 · 18 answers · asked by Slasher 2 in Education & Reference ➔ Primary & Secondary Education
putting my sister in a suitcase and pushing it down the stairs when i was 8 she was forever doing it to me so it was good to get her back.
2006-08-02 08:40:10 · answer #1 · answered by fafandloo 5 · 1⤊ 2⤋
when I was a child I was accident prone. I ran through a plate glass door. My brother threw a can of coke at me and broke three of my teeth, again he threw a log for me to catch and it broke my arm. I dropped a drawer on my foot and broke a toe. I was distracted by a friend while riding down a hill and crashed into a wall.
Most embarrassing of all, when I had a cold a was given an inhaler, a jug of boiling water with essence to help me breathe, with my head under a towel. It was so hot I jerked up my head, upending the jug full of boiling water all over my private parts. The funniest thing was that my mum came with me when the ambulance whisked me away, and as the nurses were laughing at my misfortune, my mum sat next to me, washing her hair in the basin next to me.
I challenge anyone to beat that for a funny, bizarre and haunting memory!!!
2006-08-03 14:24:47 · answer #2 · answered by PastorChris 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My sister dropping a pot noodle on her leg then dancing around the house screaming, my sister stood at the busstop on the way to school when an alsation bounded towards us she told me to stand still and show no fear cos if we ran it would get us i ran she got mounted by the dog , my sister getting a domino stuck in her mouth ,my sister almost falling out of the car as we went around a roundabout
yep she gave me a lot of laughs still does really the most recent been setting fire to her back garden i do love her though:0
2006-08-02 15:36:17 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I was queueing for a very long time to see Santa Claus in Selfridges, London - I was 6 years old and getting very restless..... after a very long wait I sat on Santa's lap and he said 'what do you want for Christmas?' I replied bursting in tears 'a packet of crisps'. My mum cringed with embarrassment as other parents looked on thinking that I was malnourished.... The stunned Santa asked me again and I repeated 'a packet of crisps I'm hungreeeeee' and Santa looked very embarrassed and so did my mum he awkwardly gave me a present........ I don't think my mum has walked so quickly ever since.
2006-08-02 15:42:03 · answer #4 · answered by grandma punk 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My sister asking my Dad if he would fetch her a glass of milk. He came into the front room and told my sister that there was only enough milk left for breakfast the following morning, so he had fetched her a glass of water instead.
She had a paddy and said she wouldn't drink it. He told her that if she didn't drink it, he would pour it all over her head. She continued to paddy and said no. He poured it all over her head, my Mum wasn't too pleased, but I nearly died laughing.
2006-08-02 15:45:18 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I refused to stroke a dog because I thought it was ugly. It turned out to be the top dog of his breed in the country, worth thousands, and was runner-up at Crufts. The owners laughed about it years after.
Oh and my Dad adjusted his brand new lighter and set fire to his hair!
2006-08-03 17:57:06 · answer #6 · answered by Thia 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I used to believe I would be a famous tap dancer when I grew up, I used to have all my family watching me tap danceon a plastic tray in the kitchen. I thought I was the bees nees!!! ha ha ha !!!!!
2006-08-02 16:07:09 · answer #7 · answered by yorkie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sitting with my dad and having a farting contest. Gross but true. A very endearing but twisted memory it seems.
2006-08-02 15:35:52 · answer #8 · answered by Storm 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
sitting in a church service, when my younger brother piped up to our mother "ma, who did poop so loud?", when someone in front of us had a loud , but proud fart. it was very difficult not to snigger,as we were expected to be dead silent in church.we kept looking at each other and laughing, as our mother lived in absolute discomfort and embarrassment for the rest of the service. needless to say we did not stay for tea afterwards.
2006-08-03 07:29:22 · answer #9 · answered by saywot? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
me and my brother use to pretend we were bus drivers, and we would sit on the floor with frisbees(as the steering wheel) and make the bus noises. That always stays in my head.
2006-08-02 17:58:08 · answer #10 · answered by Nikki 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
We were driving by some condominiums and I said to my mom, "When I grow up, I want to live in a condom!" hehe
One time we were driving by a graveyard, and my cousin asked, "Is that where they plant dead people?"
2006-08-02 15:34:02 · answer #11 · answered by Crushgal 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋